WONDER WOMAN TO BE THE LAST EVER SUPERHERO MOVIE
HOLLYWOOD – Wonder Woman is going to be the last ever superhero movie, it was announced today.
According to sources, Wonder Woman will be the last superhero movie ever made. Representatives from DC, Marvel and Sony met in a secret conclave earlier this week and decided they were bored of superhero movies as well. A spokesperson told the Studio Exec:
We wanted to go out on a high and this one is pretty good, so we decided, ‘Okay we’re done’.
But what about the other superhero films that have been made?
This is the wonder of everything being digital. We can just delete them. We don’t even have to bury them or destroy the negative, it’s just right button and delete. And it’s all good.
What made the studios decide to take this drastic action? After all you’re all making money.
Oh, money isn’t everything. We just got bored. I mean as executives we sit around and we’re adults and we’re reading these fucking comic books and having to pretend like we really give a shit. Plus we have really good directors and actors, talented folk and they’re getting sucked into this fricking superhero portal.
Gal Gadot said that the news was ‘typical’.