NEW YORK – A group of medical doctors and scientists along with team of consultants, matched with the august professional associations linked to many Ivy League research departments mixed with experts in their various fields have jointly published a report that proves a direct link between the watching of HBO and a tendency to deliver exposition while having anal sex or having anal done unto one.
Dr Harlybard commented on the report this morning:
The findings are highly significant. They prove a direct link between the viewing of the shows, Boardwalk Empire and Game of Thrones and a tendency to give detailed plot information while taking a lover from behind or indeed being yourself taken from behind.
HBO spokesman Griffiths Humperton held up his hands laughing and said, ‘It’s what we do.’
The only real controversy that remains is whether or not the shows encourage anal sex or simply using the ‘doggy position’.