LAX – So that’s it I’m off to Venice (not the beach), the one in Italy, with the canal and the gondolas and shit. Like Las Vegas but you know, not quite as good.

And I’ll be covering the Venice Film Festival which is there, because, well, basically I’m banned from Toronto because Canadians have like zero sense of humor when it comes to shaving their balls when they sleep and sexting the results. I’ll be keeping a diary and tweeting on a fairly irregular basis, but mostly twerking. 

If you have any questions, or dirt you want me to dish, let me know. And in the meantime, there’ll still be stories from the world of showbiz and films and tweets of an irreverent but substantially heart warming nature.

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