UK GOVERNMENT TO BUILD EXPERIMENTAL CINEMAS
LONDON – It was announced this morning that the UK government will invest 500 million in the building of 25 experimental cinemas throughout the country.
Cinemas shouldn’t just be places of entertainment, inspiration and enjoyment, [said an adamant Hague.] People need to be informed and these state of the art venues will provide an environment in which citizens from deprived communities can come together and be re-educated en masse. We called it Project Concentration because we want people to concentrate on what they are watching. Anyone who says that word has bad connotations should stop living in the past. It’s a Brave New World out there
Obviously I’d read the book years ago but it never really gripped me. It was only when I saw the film that I realised that the Ludovico technique was the answer to our nations problems. Every chair in these 1000 seater venues will be kitted out with modern adaptations of the Ludivico apparatus and we are currently commissioning 10 films which will be the first features shown at the cinemas.
It’s all top secret at the moment and I don’t want to reveal any spoilers but I can give you some titles. There’s The Bad Muslim, The Good Christian, Know Your Place, Keep Working, Don’t Ask Questions, Keep watching TV, Why you should be scared, We’ll protect You, Go back to Sleep and the new James Bond film The Spy Next Door.