U2 NEW ALBUM ‘STILL TOO EXPENSIVE’
DUBLIN – Stadium rock band U2 have found themselves in the middle of a storm of controversy around their decision to release their new album Songs of Innocence free to iTunes users.
Apple offices were inundated with complaints and message boards filled up the irate rants of mildly irritated people pretending to be enraged.
‘It’s way too expensive,’ commented @chrismartin69.
Although it cost me no money, it has taken up space in my library and it took me three minutes to delete it. Three minutes I’ll never get back.
Bono Vox said that he was surprised by the reaction:
We are universally loved by everyone not only because of our driving rock anthems, but also because of our fluid melodies and charity work. Without us Africa would be a f*cking mess. People should think about that instead of slagging off our poetic lyrics and epic stomping bass lines. And I would add as an addendum if possible, that Edge bought a new hat especially because he was so looking forward to today, and when he saw some of the comments, little tears sprang into his little eyes. Just think about that haters! How can you sleep at night?
U2’s Songs of Innocence is available in… oh wait you already own it.