NEW MEXICO – In a surprise move, it was revealed today that long time Alec Baldwin love interest, Twitter has in fact dumped the actor.
The star of 30 Rock, Glengarry Glen Ross and brother to well known popsicle Stephen Baldwin, Alec Baldwin said that the relationship had been in trouble for some time, citing trust issues.
In a final tweet, Twitter commented:
We’ve had our fun, but the outbursts are less sclerotic and the controversy is tired. #AlecBaldwinGoodbye
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Oddly, Twitter then went onto Facebook to unleash its feelings through a series of status updates which – when they weren’t pornographic – were deeply sad.