|Family plus waiting paedophile|
A ‘human’ played by Dean Moriarty’s girlfriend and Dracula Jr. have a CGI baby who is immediately the target of the paedophile teenwolf Jacob who wants to ‘protect’ her, as well as a mob of camp Italians led by David Frost and the little screamer from War of the Worlds.
The final part of the teen-angst bag is an oddly twisted and bizarrely entertaining lesson in what happens when you insist that kids don’t have sex before marriage. The guttering frustration of teens is blown up into epic proportions and culminates in the obligatory two bunches of people running towards each other in a field. The most entertaining work of fiction to come out of Mormonism since The Book of Mormon (by which I mean The Book of Mormon).