TRANSFORMERS 4 WILL FEATURE ‘ROBOTS’

HOLLYWOOD – The new blockbuster – Transformers: Age of Extinction – will feature robots according to early reports.

Director and ‘Executive Producer’ Michael Bay spoke with Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY earlier today:

There seems to have been some confusion about the new film and I wanted to clear it up. Ask me anything, as long as they don’t include SPOILERS I’ll answer. Ha ha!

Okay. So the new film includes robots, but some of the production stills show like vehicles?

Yes. That’s because the robots are disguised as cars and vehicles, like trucks and things. 

So there aren’t any robots?

No there are robots but they can disguise themselves as cars or other vehicles.

So where are the robots?

Well the cars are robots, but they ‘transform’ into robots when they need to and otherwise people would see these giant robots…

Wow! There are giant robots?

Yeah, there are… yeah. Haven’t you seen the other films?

Yeah. Of course I have. Bits. 

Okay. Well listen. There are a bunch of Autobots which can change in to cars or robot form. And then there are Decepticons. And this film is going to be really exciting because it will be the first in the series to feature Dinobots. 

So there won’t be any cars?

Yeah. There will be cars. For the love of God. Cars and …

Robots. They’re Autobots. Right now, I get it.

Finally.

So what does Mark Wahlberg change into?

Are you f*cking kidding me? Nothing, he’s Mark Wahlberg.

No, sorry. I meant his character. What role does he play?

I told you he’s Mark Wahlberg.

Transformers: Age of Extinction will be out  June, 2014.  

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