Definitely funky, and yeah, savoury at a push but not like anything you’d want to eat. I mentioned it to Stanley Tucci and he just got this far away look in his eyes and said ‘best not to think about it’ before wiping his lips with a monogrammed handkerchief and running off to the rest room. I didn’t think much of it at the time.
John Malkovich’s house is completely empty, no possessions, no furniture. The only thing he owns is a toothbrush and he will NOT let go of it. I couldn’t get much out of him. He can’t seem to remember anything about his experience of filming Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. Shia LaBeouf was in all three so I figured he’d have more to say. But, there’s that far away look, and I swear I could smell it on him. He laughed it off and told me an anecdote about meeting Harrison Ford which I swear to God Carrie Fisher told me.
Wahlberg also confided in some other strange goings on around the end of filming.
I had this urge to do good, the word purge came to mind. So I gave my entire pay check to charity. Hey presto! The taste vanished. Then the next day the taste is back and on my front doorstep are boxes of cash for the sum I gave away. Hey can you smell that? Is it cheese and anchovies? Beef and chlorine? Don’t you smell it?