GEORGE LUCAS ANNOUNCES TOMB RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK IS GO
HOLLYWOOD – Lara Croft and Indiana Jones meet in a Tomb Raider movie to come.
Today George Lucas confirmed that Lara Croft and Indiana Jones will meet in a new Tomb Raider film, following the debut of Alicia Vikander in the role of the video game hero. Lucas spoke excitedly with the Studio Exec, spraying bits of Pringles everywhere.
Alicia is just amazing and Harrison is getting on. So the idea is we have them team up. Harrison does the cerebral stuff and Alicia kicks ass and gets into scrapes.
How does Steven Spielberg feel about this?
I’m going to be taking the chair for this one.
You’re directing it?
Yes. I don’t want to. I want to do small art films. But I can hear all the people after Force Awakens and Last Jedi shouting from behind the fence: ‘Come back George! Show these bozos how it’s done!’
What’s the story?
Indiana Jones finds out that the Ark of the Covenant has been stolen and he is the only one who can get it back. But – importantly – he has a bad back. And that’s where Lara comes in. She has some daddy issues, so she takes to Indy straight away.
Great! I know.