HOLLYWOOD – News has just come in that Tom Hardyhas agreed to fight every animal in London Zoo in order to raise money for charity.
Currently filming Mad Max: Fury Road (2015), Hardy has been secretly training for months in order to ensure he is in perfect condition to face the creatures in mortal combat at Madison Square Gardens next weekend.
I think the combination of martial arts and method acting will be a match for any beast that dares step in the ring with me. Basically, I’m going to adopt the persona of the nemesis of every animal I face. For example when I fight the Spider, I’m going to pretend I’m an eagle. When I fight a snake, I’ll become a mongoose and when I get to the penguins, I’ll adopt the guise of a killer whale.
I’m not really sure how to tackle some of the larger animals yet. You know, the lions, tigers, bears and elephants as the only natural predators they have are human beings. So it might be the case that I just have to keep a shotgun in my corner and shoot my way through the final rounds.