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THE WACHOWSKIS TO REMAKE THE FAMOUS FIVE

THE WACHOWSKIS TO REMAKE THE FAMOUS FIVE

DORSET – Creators of the Matrix trilogy Andy and Lana Wachowski have signed up to direct an updated version of Enid Blyton’s beloved adventure series The Famous Five.

‘They were our favourite children’s books,’ said a caffeinated Lana.

In many ways everything we have ever written has been inspired by Blyton. There are shades of Uncle Quentin in Morpheus and obvious similarities between our lesbian bondage film Bound and the novel Five go to Billycock Hill. In fact we borrowed so much, we sent a copy of the movie to the Blyton Estate to ask if we should give Enid a writing credit but they never got back to us.

Set in the British county of Dorset during the 1940s, the quintessentially middle class tales of George, Julian, Dick, Anne and Timmy the Dog sold millions of copies up until the 1990s when their popularity began to wane.

It’s understandable that many modern children think the books are twee and old fashioned, [said Andy.] So we’ve taken the basic ingredients and updated them. Kirren Island is now Kirren X, a small planet just beyond the fringes of our solar system. Only the Famous Five, who all have telepathic powers and superhuman strength, know this planet exists and during the school holidays they travel to Kirren in their ginger beer fuelled space buggy in search of adventure. It’s kind of a  futuristic sci-fi version but we’ve retained the spirit of the novels so expect the odd racist reference to blacks and gypsies and an overt disdain of the working classes.

Asked who they had in mind for the coveted roles Lana revealed they have already cast the main characters.

We originally wanted Eddie Murphy to play every role and he was keen to do it  but then somebody pointed out that Murphy was a 52 year old black man and why didn’t we just hire 4 young white actors and a Labrador. It took us time to change our mind set but eventually we brought in Jason Segel, Chris Pratt, Emily Blunt and Katherine Heigl.

The Famous Five is due for release in 2015.

 
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One thought on “THE WACHOWSKIS TO REMAKE THE FAMOUS FIVE

  1. Buttns81

    As a firm lover of the Enid blyton famous five series I don’t see how changing the story to a solar system, telepathic powered series is going to make it better. In fact, I find it quite an insult considering the series sounds better the way it is. Just about everything out these days involves either zombies, superhuman crap, vampires, someone with powers, or space. While I do like twilight saga and charmed, it would be completely stupid to make the famous five series similar to that. Complete ruination of a delightful series that is disrespectful to the writer. Sorry but I’m entitled to an opinion

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