INT. HOSPITAL – NIGHT
The ward is quiet as RAMA recovers in bed. Suddenly hundreds of Japanese Yakuza burst into the ward, killing all the doctors and nurses with hacksaws, and all of the patients with sledge hammers.
Rama, we are impressed by you come and work for us. Fight for us.
I cannot come and work for you. I have had enough of violence.
What? Come on. You’re not really that violent.
Last week I killed a deaf girl with a hammer, I killed another handful just with my car. I even killed a man with his seat belt. And I’m the good guy!
Okay maybe you are that violent. But anyway that’s why we want you.
I will never fight again.
Very well. ATTACK.
The Yakuza attack. RAMA jumps out of bench and faces his first assailant. PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, WINDOW SMASH. Second fighter approaches. KICK KICK ARM BREAK NECK TWIST. Five assailants attack simultaneously. KICK KICK PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH BED TOSS PUNCH SMASH FACE PUNCH ELBOW PUNCH KNEE SMASH FACE SMASH EAR TWIST EYE POKE.Sixty seven assailants attack simultaneously. PUNCH (x13) KICK (x20) GIRLY SLAP (x2)EYE POKE (x4) THROAT RIP THORAX PLUNGE SHIN BITE. All the Yakuza are dead, except the leader and his second in command.
Now we fight.
YAKUZA shoots RAMA in the head with a gun.
Whoa boss. That was a bit extreme.