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oliver stone

OLIVER STONE OVERDOSES ON CONSPIRACY

HOLLYWOOD – Oliver Stone rushed to hospital with a suspected overdose of conspiracy. Filmmaker Oliver Stone was rushed to hospital...

mads mikkelsen

MADS MIKKELSEN TO PLAY VLADIMIR PUTIN

HOLLYWOOD – Mads Mikkelsen plays Vladimir Putin in a new biopic of the Russian leader. Nicolas Winding Refn confirmed that he had...

us election

VLADIMIR PUTIN WINS US ELECTION

WASHINGTON – Vladimir Putin is the surprise winner of the US Presidential election, 2016. Russian Premier Vladimir Putin will be the...

chefs

WORLD BEGS HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS TO MAKE MORE MOVIES ABOUT CHEFS

HOLLYWOOD – The entire world has issued a plea to all the major Hollywood studios to please make more movies about chefs. The plea...

rollerball

RUSSIA INTRODUCE ROLLERBALL STYLE DEATH SPORT

MOSCOW – Vladimir Putin today confirmed that Russia would be instituting a national league of a gladiatorial death game, based...

ed harris

ED HARRIS SIGNS ON FOR PUTIN

MOSCOW – Ed Harris has signed on to play Vladimir Putin in a new biopic, provisionally entitled Putin. Tom Hooper is directing the...

jon voight

JON VOIGHT PENS LETTER TO VLADIMIR PUTIN

HOLLYWOOD – Dear Vladimir Putin, I’m Jon Voight and I am more than angry. I am genuinely furious. I mean, what the f*ck do you...

MY FAVORITE FILM: VLADIMIR PUTIN

MOSCOW – Hi Everybody! It’s me Vladimir Putin, Judo/Action star, best friends with Gerard Depardieu and … oh I run this...

VLADIMIR PUTIN AND STEVEN SEAGAL MARRY

MOSCOW – Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal took advantage of a new wave of liberalism sweeping the world to get married this morning...

BRUCE WILLIS BLAMED FOR RUSSIAN METEORITE STORM

Vladimir Putin Armagedding out here Bruce Willis has been blamed by Vladimir Putin for having ‘in some way caused’ the...