NEW YORK – Eccentric rapper Kanye West has revealed he is to write and compose the soundtrack for the new series of Twin Peaks.
“Lynch called me up and said, ‘Kanye, this is gonna be the biggest series of all time and I need the greatest rapper of all time,” said a humble West.
I said ‘D, I got irons in the fire ready to be forged into musical swords. I’m designing my own threads and looking out for my baby momma. I ain’t got time to bleed for you.’ but as I was turning him down these shapes and words started formin’:
♫Peak to the twin/Twin to the peak/
My lady’s got a log and she telling me it speaks./
Laura Palmer’s dead but don’t bother the state trooper/
Just pour a cup of coffee/ call that n*gger Agent Cooper ♫
Lynch was all over it, in fact he started crying down the phone and calling me a genius. I took it well.
West went on to say that after he’s completed Twin Peaks he’s keen to score more TV shows:
Kim was watching Orange is the New Black, she loves that shit and I was chilling next to her checking my twitter account when suddenly, these shapes and words started formin’:
♫ Black to the Orange/Orange to the black/
My woman is in prison cos she dealt a lot of crack./
Bitch is in her jumpsuit chasing round a chicken/
then playing house with Alex Vause and doing lady licking ♫
New episodes or Twin Peaks are due in 2016.