HOLLYWOOD – Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg have made another f*cking movie, and this one co-stars Mel f*cking Gibson.

Not content with the laughter free zones of The Other Guys and Daddy’s Home, Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg are starring in another f*cking movie.  Daddy’s Home 2 is supposed to be a f*cking comedy but it isn’t. It just isn’t. The film is sequel to Daddy’ Home which was also supposed to be a f*cking comedy. This one has Mel f*cking Gibson trying to be funny, by playing an asshole.

John Lithgow wastes his f*cking time. As does John f*cking Cena.

The IMDb synopsis reads:

Having finally gotten used to each other’s f*cking existence, Brad and Dusty must now f*cking deal with their f*cking intrusive fathers during the f*cking holidays.

Daddy’s Home 2 is f*cking on release now.


HOLLYWOOD – In a move that has shocked and delighted Hollywood Adam McKay director of financial comedy The Big Short has promised that all profits of the movie will go to charity.

New comedy The Big Short starring Steve Carrell, Christian Bale, Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt has a lot of fun with the financial crisis but director Adam McKay has decided to put something back:

It’s very simple. Thousands of people lost their homes as a result of the chicanery that we are portraying. It is great that people will know more about it because of our movie but the important thing is that satire and laughter lines cannot put a roof over people’s heads. So we’ll be taking every penny we make from The Big Short and giving it to the people who suffered from the financial crisis. Those who had their homes foreclosed. Those who lost their jobs.

That’s amazing.

I know. Brad, Steve and Ryan are joining suit. But it isn’t the first time we did this. When we made The Other Guys which is my answer to Serpico we used the profits to fund an organisation that investigates police corruption. When we made Anchorman 2 the only reason we did that is so that we could raise funds to build a home in new Mexico for unemployed men with mustaches.

Wait, is this a joke?

And when we made Step Brothers we used the money that Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly donated to buy Africa and fill it with food.

This is bullshit Adam. So you didn’t give the money to charity? 

Are you kidding? I’m taking all the money I make and I’m giving it to my fund manager. This economy is going to crash and burn and I’m set to profit twice over. First with the shorts I’m paying for now and second with The Big Short 2: You F*cking Idiots.

The Big Short 2: You F*cking Idiots will be out shortly.