HOLLYWOOD – Jeff Daniels invents helicopter.

Newsroom and Dumb and Dumber star Jeff Daniels today announced that he has invented a new helicopter. The Whirly-Car is essentially a sedan fitted with rotor blades. Daniels spoke EXCLUSIVELY wit the Studio Exec about the invention:

When I was a kid, the idea was that we would all be driving by heli-car in the future but something went wrong. I was waiting for Elon Musk to come up with something but that asshole seems more intent on going to Mars. So I figured, if I really want this to happen, I’m going to have to do it myself.

The Whirly-Car will be available on the market, but only on a very exclusive basis.

I’m making each one individually in my garage. So I’ll try and hustle but you know…

Jeff Daniels is appearing in Airwolf in 2018.


HOLLYWOOD – Film makers Bobby and Pete Farrelly were left red faced yesterday when it was revealed they had misspelled the name of their own movie Dumb and Dumber To.

In a mishap worthy of their two moronic characters Harold and Lloyd, played by Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey, the title printed on all the promotional material and even the title sequence of the film itself was either missing a W or perhaps missing another O.

Jim Carrey, whose career has been plagued by mistakes of late such as Mr Popper’s Penguins, was relatively sanguine:

This kind of thing happens all the time. It’s a simple typo that wasn’t caught and the whole thing repeated itself. Yes, it’s a little embarrassing for a huge studio picture like this to make such a foolish error, but no one got hurt and if the film ends up losing money because of it, it’s still going to do better than The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.

Jeff Daniels, however, was less forgiving:

I beat Bryan Cranston to get an Emmy! For The Newsroom, of all things. I’m a serious actor and I expect the same level of professionalism from all those around me. Some people have even suggested that it is some kind of joke! That is arrant nonsense. We deal in sophisticated wordplay and political satire. How is misspelling a word funny? In what way? It’s just carelessness. Care. Less. Ness.

Meanwhile, Bobby and Pete Farrelly tried to brush the whole debacle off as some kind of misunderstanding:

The title Dumb and Dumber To is not a mistake. It is a joke. We misspelled the word deliberately because that’s a dumb thing to do and the film is called Dumb and Dumber. You see. It’s kind of… I mean, it IS funny, isn’t it?

Dumb and Dumber Two is currently in theaters.