LONDON – Everyone’s favorite actor, Tom Hardy has signed up to play the coveted roles of Gary and Martin Kemp in Guy Richie’s upcoming biopic The Kemps.
“I’m excited, Tom Hardy’s excited. We’re all farking excited” said an excited Richie.
I’ve been wanting to make a film about the Kemps for years. Back in 2002 I was about shoot it with Daniel Day-Lewis playing the roles but he went off his rocker and asked us take a sample of his DNA, create a clone through artificial insemination, have the child raised by the Kemps and wait 40 years. I said ‘Day Lewis, you’re farking avin’ me on.’ and it turns out he wasn’t because he quit and made that Gangs of New York…the farking big sh*thouse.”
As for me playing Hadley. What’s the beef? Samuel L. Jackson played Nick Fury and nobody gave him any lip so if anyone has a problem with it, they can shut their farking pie holes.