TAXI DRIVER SHORT CHANGES AMY SCHUMER

GREENVILLE – A taxi driver has short-changed comedian and actor Amy Schumer, the internet learned today.

Amy Schumer was in Greenville, for a show when she took a taxi from a restaurant back to her hotel. The fare was twenty seven dollars and she paid the taxi driver with a twenty dollar and a ten dollar bill and which point he drove off leaving her on the sidewalk fuming.

Writing on her Facebook page, Amy Schumer expressed her disbelief:

I can’t believe it. I was just standing there waiting for my money and with a cheery wave the thief just drove off. I have no objection to giving my change as a tip but I had not told him that I had the intention of paying a tip and he just assumed. This is like having my fingers snipped off with scissors and then someone taking a shit in my laundry basket. I know that Syria is having it bad at the moment, but seriously what happened to me was horrific by comparison.

Amy Schumer cancurrently be seen recovering from the trauma on the cover of Vanity Fair.

EXCLUSIVE: THE AVENGERS JOIN SYRIAN REBELS


The Studio Exec has received these exclusive photographs which prove previously unconfirmed reports that The Avengers have joined forces with Syrian rebels in order to free the country from the evil clutches of Dr Bashar al-Assad.

We contacted the director of S.H.I.E.L.D Nick Fury to ask him if this was an official operation and he had this to say:

“Shut the f*ck up fat man. It ain’t none of your God damn business.”

We’ll take that as a no. Though if the below pictures are anything to go by, the earth’s mightiest heroes are certainly taking the fight to the villainous al-Assad.

We’ll bring you more information, when we get it.