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CHEWBACCA RULES HIMSELF OUT OF STAR WARS 7

HOLLYWOOD – In alarming news for Star Wars fans everywhere, Chewbacca – the large walking carpet as he prefers to be known...

COEN BROTHERS ATTACK AFFLECK

HOLLYWOOD – The bad boys of middlebrow cinema, the Coen Brothers, launched a scathing attack against Ben Affleck today during an...

FLUFFER: LINCOLN

Me and Danny Resident inebriate and charmer, Sir Edwin Fluffer gives us a fascinating insight into the making of the years most popular...

ON SET: LINCOLN

HOLLYWOOD – On a breakfast visit to the set of Lincoln and Daniel Day-Lewis is sat in the corner in full costume eating biscuits and...

SCHINDLER’S LIST, A ‘TRUE STORY’ CLAIMS EXPERT

Famous and accomplished film director, Steven Spielberg has come under attack from Princeton University history professor Dr....

SPIELBERG LOSES DINOSAUR

SAN FRANCISCO – Film director, Steven Spielberg admitted today that one of his dinosaurs is missing. The dinosaurs that were being...

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BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES 9: DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

Brioche, espresso e succo di arancia   I met Danny Day-Lewis in Florence, Italy where he works in a small shoe repair shop between movie...

SPIELBERG TO DIRECT ELECTION MOVIE

HOLLYWOOD – Director Steven Spielberg announced earlier today that he has a script for a film based on the recent US elections...

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DANIEL DAY-LEWIS: THOSE LINCOLN PREPARATIONS IN FULL

HOLLYWOOD – When Steven Spielberg announced that Liam Neeson had dropped out of the Lincoln project – switching from a diet of...

THE WAR IS OVER: Michael Bay captured by Sean Penn

WASHINGTON -President Obama gave a press conference this morning, confirming reports that Sean Penn has seized Michael Bay, and the...

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BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES 5: TERRENCE MALICK

Bran, fruit, hot milk, Heidegger, Jaegermeister and coco-pops Terry Malick famously doesn’t give interviews, but he does eat...

TARANTINO DISSES SPIELBERG’S SLAVE-OWNING ‘IT’S PLAIN WRONG!’

HOLLYWOOD – Quentin Tarantino has angrily asserted that Steven Spielberg is a disgrace to the directing profession and should have...

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STEVEN SPIELBERG: SLAVE OWNER AND HYPOCRITE

HOLLYWOOD – Film maker, Steven Spielberg has long been seen as a master storyteller and a conductor whose orchestra is the vast array...

2 WAR HORSE FILMS GREEN LIT

HOLLYWOOD – Following the moderate success of War Horse, Steven Spielberg has announced that two sequels will follow the adventures...