HOLLYWOOD – It looks like there will not be a new season of popular sit-com The Cosby Show.
Speaking from a hotel in New York, Bill Cosby admitted that it is unlikely there will be a new season of The Cosby Show:
It looks like we’ve come to the end of the road. I was hoping to revamp it. What with all the reboots around at the moment – Twin Peaks and Fuller House and what not, I figured the time had come to get the cast together once more. I think there’d be an audience for that but what with the changing demographic and the sexual assaulting I guess it looks like a tough deal.
Wait did you just say sexual assaulting?
I meant alleged. Alleged.
So what’s next?
Well, I’ve put out feelers. I’d like to appear in a film.
Who did you contact?
Woody Allen. And Roman Polanski.
Wait weren’t they both accused…?
And some of the younger talent. I’ve always wanted to work with Casey Affleck and Johnny Depp. I thought I might try my hand at punditry.
You mean on a News channel.
Yeah. I’ve got opinions. I’ve left I don’t know how many messages with Roger Ailes but he doesn’t seem to be returning my calls. How low can you go that even Roger Ailes doesn’t return your calls!?
Bill Cosby will be appearing in a new film with Bill O’Reilly. Click HERE to read more.
HOLLYWOOD – NBC host Megyn Kelly will interview Jabba the Hutt on Sunday, causing yet more controversy.
Megyn Kelly has moved from Fox to NBC but it looks like the Fox News sensationalism has moved with her. First she softballs Vladimir Putin and then gives conspiracy theorist, truther and performance artist Alex Jones a platform. However, her latest interview is set to cause even more controversy. Next Sunday, Megyn will be interviewing Tatooine gangster Jabba Desilijic Tiure more commonly known of as Jabba the Hutt.
Kelly spoke to Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec:
The fact is Jabba is a powerful force in the galaxy and it is time that we examined the views, as abhorrent as those views might be to some people. Do I agree with what he says? No. Do I support the slavery and scriminal activity he is accused of? Of course not. Do I like having to wear that strange Princess Leia bikini as a precondition to agreeing to the interview? I’d rather not. But if that’s what it takes to get the ratings… I mean story, then that’s a price I’m willing to pay. It’s not nice, but then again I worked for Roger Ailes so I think I’m prepared.
However, victims of the Hutts represented by the Sarlac Truth Society roundly condemned NBC:
Jabba the Hutt has destroyed literally thousands of lives, many of them being digested in a slow horrible death in the Pit of Carkoon or killed by the Rancor. The fact that he will be given a prime time audience on national television is an insult to all those who have died.
When called on to respond NBC issued a one word statement:
Megyn Kelly Meets Jabba will air this Sunday on NBC. Image courtesy of @ThePixelFactor.
NEW YORK – Fox news boss Roger Ailes is to guest star on the Discovery Channel show Naked and Afraid.
Speaking EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec, Roger Ailes talked about his new career path:
For years I’ve been the man behind the news. There’s nothing wrong with that. I’ve eschewed the limelight. But now I feel it’s time to got out front and showed people who I am. And all I am.
At first, Roger will be dropped in the remote Highlands of Scotland without a stitch of clothing. Here he will have to fend for himself and survive without food or water or clothing. Ailes remarked:
I am a man who would like to test myself. I’ve got used to rich living and I want to challenge myself, lose some flab and pit myself against the challenges that the harsh environment will throw at me.
The Discovery Channel noted some changes to its traditional format for the Roger Ailes show.
Usually, we have two participants, a man and a woman who must work together. However, given recent accusation against Mr. Ailes, we decided that his episode will be a solo effort to avoid any legal difficulty. We also decided that we would not have a time limit and although usually at the end of an agreed period we helicopter in and pick the participant up, we’ve decided we’ll just leave Roger out there for as long as it takes.
Roger Ailes will be Naked and Afraid in November.