SOUTHPAW – REVIEW: Rocky 5 without the intellectual heft: Donnie Darko punches people, but when his True Detective Season 2 wife is killed Donnie feels like the Prince of Persia and needs the Ghost Dog Butler to help him buck his ideas up.

Boxing movies are weird because essentially boxing is one of those things which is chronically dull and violent, outside of the movie theater. With the one exception that proves the rule – Muhammad Ali – boxers are generally nasty pieces of work without the wit or will to say anything interesting. Jake Gyllenhaal plays Billy (The Great White) Hope, a light heavy weight fighter who is at the top of his game but with the encouragement of his wife Maureen (Rachel McAdams) has one eye on the door before he gets his ticket to Palookaville. They have a little daughter who is just lovely.

When his wife gets killed in a confusing and weird scene, Billy goes to pieces, loses everything including his mansion and daughter and must start once more from the bottom. He goes to an old gym where he finds old trainer Tick Wills (Forest Whitaker) and begins his arduous climb back to the big time.

Gyllenhaal, it has to be said, is excellent, but one wishes that Antoine Fuqua (nominative determinism anyone?) had put as much dedication into the picture as his lead. Fuqua loves his aerial shots of a city at night and he uses them with televisual regularity. The fights are well done but the story is so predictable as to be almost infuriating. The manager played by 50 Cent is so worthless that one of the other characters predicts his worthlessness a good twenty minutes before it proves to be so. The villainous fighter is an actual villain. Even Rocky had the good sense to see that Apollo Creed’s villainy was pantomime and to deconstruct it into a gay love affair by Rocky III. Nope, Billy’s Columbian rival Escobar (Jesus!) is as slimy as his namesake, with a skanky missus (Rita Ora) to boot and everything is strictly by the numbers. We have the training session, the inspired youngster, the trainer’s grumpiness acceding to respect and a seriousness of tone, totally out of keeping with the thin fare on offer.

There are more good boxing movies than there are good boxing matches – check out John Huston’s Fat City – but rather than light heavy weight, Southpaw is more bantam.

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HOLLYWOOD –  Katy Perry is famous for singing songs, but what else is there to know about the song singer?

The Studio Exec FACT squad talked to Russell Brand to find out more about the Dark Horse singer.

1. Katy Perry is a proudly outspoken and politically active lesbian, with her signature hit ‘I Kissed a Girl’ a frank anthem about the pleasures of Saphic love.

2. Katy Perry’s celebrated half time show at the Superbowl was based on the Ken Kesey short story ‘The Time I Took Acid and There Were All These Sharks and Tigers and Shit’.

3. Always a precocious talent, Katy Perry recorded the theme song to the 1982 film Rocky 3, two years before she was born.

4. As well as a talented singer, Katy Perry also issues her own fragrances which she secretes at night and which are collected in a trough that is then poured into buckets which are then taken to factories where they are then poured into small bottles which are then sold to consumers for monies. Killer Queen, her most popular fragrance, issues from behind her knees.

5. Her marriage to comedian Russell Brand broke up due to the fact that he kept making her giggle while she was eating soup and it kept spilling off her fork. Ironically, this is the only recorded instance of Russell Brand making anyone laugh.

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