FRANK MILLER: ‘PLEASE PIRATE SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR’

HOLLYWOOD – The creator of Frank Miller’s Sin City: A Dame to Kill For has taken the extraordinary step of asking people to illegally download his film.

Frank Miller, creator of the graphic novels Sin City and 300, yesterday called for torrent sites and private individuals to try and pirate his new film Frank Miller’s Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, directed by Robert Rodriguez:

The fact is no one is seeing the film and I think if there was a good quality cam out there then perhaps word would spread and some people would also go to the cinema to see the film.

But surely you’re not encouraging people to infringe copyright?

Yes and no. Obviously illegal downloads are a terrible thing and they are killing the film industry. But on the other hand they do at least give an idea of how your film is and set off word of mouth. Normally I’d never condone such a thing, but the film is called Frank Miller’s Sin City. It ain’t called Frank Miller’s Virtue City. If you get me. I mean we’ve been sending screeners out like nobody’s business so that the download will be good quality. HD screeners as a matter of fact. But it’s almost as if no one can be bothered with the Josh Brolin, Mickey Rourke, Powers Booth, Eva Green, Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba and featuring Bruce Willis hit.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is available legally everywhere.

THE 2 MEN WHO WENT TO SEE SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR IDENTIFIED

HOLLYWOOD –  The two men who yesterday went to see Sin City: A Dame to Kill For have been identified as Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez.

Staff at the Drafthouse cinema in San Antonio, Texas said they were astonished when two men who arrived separately bought tickets. One witness described the scene:

I was working the popcorn concession when I saw this dude in a cowboy hat and all dressed in black. He looked like someone’s uncle at a Cosplay party who’d come as Jack Parlance. He mumbled when he asked for the ticket and the girl had to ask him twice and then he shouted: ‘Sin City 2!!! SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR! Is that so f*cking hard?’ Then he apologized and wept.

What happened next?

Then this other Voldemort like dude came in. He was dressed in black as well. I got this feeling he’d been waiting outside because he was sort of counting you know one Mississippi, two Mississippi… He asked how business was and the girl said it was okay, except for that lame ass Sin City: a Dame to Kill For and he exploded. ‘It’s called Frank Miller’s Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. If you don’t get the title right, how can you expect people to know what film they’re going to see?’ Then he bought a ticket and some popcorn and went in.

The spotting was bizarre for many reasons, but especially because the two men had already seen the film for free at the premier.

Frank Miller’s Sin City 3: Whatever is due out in 2016.

MACHETE KILLS: REVIEW

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DO YOU LOVE RANDOM ACTS OF GRAPHIC VIOLENCE?

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LAUGH as bad guys get sliced, diced and spit in half again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again…

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STARRING Danny Trejo as the only character you remember Danny Trejo playing except for the cameo in Breaking Bad and some Michael Mann film which was probably Heat.

FEATURINGa host of silly cameos from silly people playing sillier characters and guest starring Mad Mel Gibson as maniacal super villain THE JEW, a man hell-bent on creating Israel in space, filling it with his chosen people and scorching the gentile riddled earth with fire and brimstone.

Machete Kills is due for release on OCTOBER 11TH which is soon or today or sometime in the past depending on when you are reading this.

SEE IT!

LOVE IT!

TRY NOT HANG YOURSELF BY YOUR BOOTLACES BEFORE THE END CREDITS!

Disclaimer:Mel Gibson does not the play’ The Jew’ it was just a little joke, you know, because Mel has a history. The Studio Exec is himself a member of the Jewish faith and neither condones or believes the ridiculous conspiracy theories tossed around by the likes of Mr Gibson. You know like the ones about the Jews running Hollywood and such like. We don’t run Hollywood, our staff do that. We merely own it.