WILLIAM SHATNER TO DIRECT WRATH OF KHAN 2

HOLLYWOOD – William Shatner signs on to direct Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan 2.

William Shatner is going to direct a sequel to his 1982 hit The Wrath of Khan. He spoke to the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY about the new film:

The first film was such a blast and everyone enjoyed it. I thought let’s do it again. These characters interest me. Captain Kirk interests me. I want to explore him. I want to see what happens next. And did Khan really die? I know Riccardo Montalban will be keen. I’ve called him a few times, but you know Riccardo. Always out and about.

How will the film fit in with the rest of the Star Trek universe?

I don’t understand the question.

Well, the different TV series, the JJ Abrams films.

I. Am. Not. familiar with. Those works.

What about the other films you did?

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Star Trek The Wrath of Khan 2 will be released in 2018.

 

IS MARCIA GAY HARDEN A CIA ASSASSIN?

A mysterious laptop discovered on the London Underground is rumoured to contain documents which suggest that respected actress Marcia Gay Harden is a trained assassin currently working for the Central Intelligence Agency.



The documents allege that Gay Harden (who is known in international spy circles by the codename ‘Busty Fox’) is responsible for the premature death of several renown dictators including Anwar Sadat and Nicolea Ceausescu.

‘There is such a wealth of information regarding Gay Harden’s activities over the previous four decades it’s difficult to know were to start,’ said MI6 spokesman Roger Dalton.

‘From what we have gathered so far she was recruited by Peter Falk sometime in the mid 70’s. We’d known since the late 50’s that Falk was an agent. Some people believe he was the original man on the grassy knoll and I’m probably not supposed to tell you this, but do you know his series Columbo? Well, those were real crimes he was solving made to look like a TV show. It was a conspiracy by the Hollywood studio owners to protect their stars. Ricardo Montalban for example. He really did murder a bullfighter!’

Dalton went on to reveal that Harden spent three years in a Mossad training camp in Tel Aiv learning her bloody trade before returning to the US and going undercover as a jobbing actress. Dalton continued:

She’s one of the worlds most dangerous women to be sure. Rumor has it she killed a corrupt Liberian businessman with a snickers bar but Marcia isn’t the only name that appears in the files. I don’t want to reveal too much but let’s just say I’d think twice about approaching Ellen Barkin on a dark night.