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bowling green massacre

MARK WAHLBERG TO STAR IN BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE MOVIE

HOLLYWOOD – Mark Wahlberg will star in Peter Berg’s new film The Bowling Green Massacre. Following Deepwater Horizon and...

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DONALD TRUMP VOWS TO CONTROL THE SPICE MELANGE

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump has sent shock waves through the political establishment by swearing to take complete control of the Spice...

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PRESIDENT OBAMA TO REPLACE TREVOR NOAH ON THE DAILY SHOW

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama is to take over from Trevor Noah as host of the Daily Show early next year. Following eight...

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PRESIDENT OBAMA BANS COLDPLAY FROM THE US

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama today issued an Executive Order which bans the British ‘rock’ group Coldplay from all...

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PRESIDENT OBAMA ASKS TO SEE DONALD TRUMP’S DICK CERTIFICATE

WASHINGTON – In an unprecendented intervention in the Republican nomination primaries, President Barack Obama has asked to see Donald...

13 HOURS

13 HOURS REVEALS OBAMA’S KEY BENGHAZI ROLE

HOLLYWOOD – Michael Bay’s new film 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi features a scene in which the President of the...

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US CARBON EMISSIONS COULD BE HALVED IF DONALD TRUMP SHUT UP

PARIS – It was revealed today in Paris that US Carbon Emissions could effectively be halved if Presidential hopeful Donald Trump...

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ZACH BRAFF TO BE ILLEGAL

HOLLYWOOD – In a move which legislators say is a big step forward in the battle against climate change, Zach Braff has been made...

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NORTH KOREA NATIONAL DEFENCE COMMISSION STATEMENT IN FULL

HOLLYWOOD – The North Korean National Defence Commission issued a statement in response to President Obama and the FBI’s...

GOP BACKS OBAMA OVER ‘FRIENDS’ FILM

WASHINGTON – The Republican party – in an unusual turn of events – have backed President Obama on the eve of his...

ROMNEY REFUSES LOHAN ENDORSEMENT

Get out of my face LOHAN! screams Mitt UTAH – Mitt Romney has stunned the world of show business by publicly rejecting an...

MITT ROMNEY “LET’S NUKE VIETNAM”

WASHINGTON – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney gave a press conference yesterday, outlining his own plans to deal...

SAMUEL L. JACKSON WILL COACH OBAMA FOR 2ND DEBATE

Snakes! Wake the Fuck Up WASHINGTON – Samuel L. Jackson has confirmed that he will coach President Barack Obama in preparation for...

BOTH OBAMA AND ROMNEY BACK SANDLER STAY AT HOME BILL

WASHINGTON – Responding to a massive swell in popular opinion and a Kickstarter campaign, both President Obama and Governor Romney...