Tag: Donald Trump, politics, richard vernon
RICHARD VERNON NOMINATED EDUCATION SECRETARY
Chad SternbergerDec 18, 2016
WASHINGTON – Donald Trump nominates Richard Vernon as his new Education Secretary. Donald Trump has broken with tradition and...
BEAST RABBAN TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE
Chad SternbergerDec 10, 2016
WASHINGTON – Donald Trump’s cabinet firms up with Secretary of State confirmed to be Beast Rabban. First, Rudy Guiliani out....
SCOTT BAIO WORRIED HIS CAREER WILL TAKE A HIT FOLLOWING CONVENTION SPEECH
Chad SternbergerJul 19, 2016
CLEVELAND – Scott Baio – star of Happy Days and Charles in Charge – expressed concern that his career might have been...
WALTER PECK ENDORSES LARRY VAUGHN
Chad SternbergerMar 02, 2016
NEW YORK – The former minor functionary of New York and leader of the Tea Party Walter Peck has endorsed Larry Vaughn in a move which...
MUSSOLINI WAS DONALD TRUMP’S GRANDFATHER
Chad SternbergerDec 08, 2015
ROME – It was revealed today that Benito Mussolini – one time Duce of Italy and founder of the Italian Fascist Party –...
NICOLAS CAGE TO PLAY RONALD REAGAN
Chad SternbergerNov 21, 2015
WASHINGTON – Nicolas Cage has confirmed he will be playing Ronald Reagan in Oliver Stone’s Reagan. Jessica Biel is rumored...
5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP
Chad SternbergerAug 24, 2015
HOLLYWOOD – Although not strictly speaking a politics blog, Donald Trump is not strictly speaking a politician. In fact he...
ISLAMIC STATE TERRIFIED OF AN ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE
Chad SternbergerAug 04, 2015
MOSUL – It was revealed today that the terrorist group Islamic State are terrified at the prospect there might be an Ice Bucket...
DAMIAN LEWIS CONFIRMED TO PLAY DONALD TRUMP
Chad SternbergerJun 16, 2015
NEW YORK – Today Donald Trump announced that he was allowing Damian Lewis to play him in a new biopic of his life, provisionally...
FROZEN 2: CONCLUSIVE PROOF AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE, GOP CLAIMS
Chad SternbergerMar 15, 2015
WASHINGTON – The GOP took a break from being pen pals with the Ayatollahs to announce that the green-lighting of Frozen 2 is...
MIKE HUCKABEE LEAVES FOX TO JOIN ZZ TOP
Chad SternbergerJan 05, 2015
HOLLYWOOD – Mike Huckabee has left Fox News show Huckabee in order to formally join Texan rockers, ZZ Top. The 44th Governor of...
OBAMA RESPONDS TO JON VOIGHT
Chad SternbergerJul 15, 2014
HOLLYWOOD – President Barack Obama has responded to Oscar winning actor Jon Voight who attacked him earlier this week on Fox News...
PRESIDENT SNOW WINS REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
Chad SternbergerJun 28, 2014
MISSISSIPPI – President Snow – best known for his part in the Hunger Games franchise – has won the Republican Senate...
CHUCK NORRIS DEPLOYED TO GUAM
Chad SternbergerApr 04, 2013
Location of Chuck GUAM – Early this morning Chuck Norris was dispatched to Guam, in the North West Pacific Ocean, and will be...
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