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RICHARD VERNON NOMINATED EDUCATION SECRETARY
WASHINGTON – Donald Trump nominates Richard Vernon as his new Education Secretary. Donald Trump has broken with tradition and...
BEAST RABBAN TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE
WASHINGTON – Donald Trump’s cabinet firms up with Secretary of State confirmed to be Beast Rabban. First, Rudy Guiliani out....
SCOTT BAIO WORRIED HIS CAREER WILL TAKE A HIT FOLLOWING CONVENTION SPEECH
CLEVELAND – Scott Baio – star of Happy Days and Charles in Charge – expressed concern that his career might have been...
WALTER PECK ENDORSES LARRY VAUGHN
NEW YORK – The former minor functionary of New York and leader of the Tea Party Walter Peck has endorsed Larry Vaughn in a move which...
MUSSOLINI WAS DONALD TRUMP’S GRANDFATHER
ROME – It was revealed today that Benito Mussolini – one time Duce of Italy and founder of the Italian Fascist Party –...
NICOLAS CAGE TO PLAY RONALD REAGAN
WASHINGTON – Nicolas Cage has confirmed he will be playing Ronald Reagan in Oliver Stone’s Reagan. Jessica Biel is rumored...
5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP
HOLLYWOOD – Although not strictly speaking a politics blog, Donald Trump is not strictly speaking a politician. In fact he...
ISLAMIC STATE TERRIFIED OF AN ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE
MOSUL – It was revealed today that the terrorist group Islamic State are terrified at the prospect there might be an Ice Bucket...
DAMIAN LEWIS CONFIRMED TO PLAY DONALD TRUMP
NEW YORK – Today Donald Trump announced that he was allowing Damian Lewis to play him in a new biopic of his life, provisionally...
FROZEN 2: CONCLUSIVE PROOF AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE, GOP CLAIMS
WASHINGTON – The GOP took a break from being pen pals with the Ayatollahs to announce that the green-lighting of Frozen 2 is...
MIKE HUCKABEE LEAVES FOX TO JOIN ZZ TOP
HOLLYWOOD – Mike Huckabee has left Fox News show Huckabee in order to formally join Texan rockers, ZZ Top. The 44th Governor of...
OBAMA RESPONDS TO JON VOIGHT
HOLLYWOOD – President Barack Obama has responded to Oscar winning actor Jon Voight who attacked him earlier this week on Fox News...
PRESIDENT SNOW WINS REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
MISSISSIPPI – President Snow – best known for his part in the Hunger Games franchise – has won the Republican Senate...
CHUCK NORRIS DEPLOYED TO GUAM
Location of Chuck GUAM – Early this morning Chuck Norris was dispatched to Guam, in the North West Pacific Ocean, and will be...
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