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richard vernon

RICHARD VERNON NOMINATED EDUCATION SECRETARY

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump nominates Richard Vernon as his new Education Secretary. Donald Trump has broken with tradition and...

beast rabban

BEAST RABBAN TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump’s cabinet firms up with Secretary of State confirmed to be Beast Rabban. First, Rudy Guiliani out....

scott baio

SCOTT BAIO WORRIED HIS CAREER WILL TAKE A HIT FOLLOWING CONVENTION SPEECH

CLEVELAND – Scott Baio – star of Happy Days and Charles in Charge – expressed concern that his career might have been...

walter peck

WALTER PECK ENDORSES LARRY VAUGHN

NEW YORK – The former minor functionary of New York and leader of the Tea Party Walter Peck has endorsed Larry Vaughn in a move which...

donald trump

MUSSOLINI WAS DONALD TRUMP’S GRANDFATHER

ROME – It was revealed today that Benito Mussolini – one time Duce of Italy and founder of the Italian Fascist Party –...

ronald reagan

NICOLAS CAGE TO PLAY RONALD REAGAN

WASHINGTON – Nicolas Cage has confirmed he will be playing Ronald Reagan in Oliver Stone’s Reagan. Jessica Biel is rumored...

trump

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

HOLLYWOOD – Although not strictly speaking a politics blog, Donald Trump is not strictly speaking a politician. In fact he...

ice bucket challenge

ISLAMIC STATE TERRIFIED OF AN ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE

MOSUL – It was revealed today that the terrorist group Islamic State are terrified at the prospect there might be an Ice Bucket...

donald trump

DAMIAN LEWIS CONFIRMED TO PLAY DONALD TRUMP

NEW YORK – Today Donald Trump announced that he was allowing Damian Lewis to play him in a new biopic of his life, provisionally...

frozen 2

FROZEN 2: CONCLUSIVE PROOF AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE, GOP CLAIMS

WASHINGTON – The GOP took a break from being pen pals with the Ayatollahs to announce that the green-lighting of Frozen 2 is...

mike huckabee

MIKE HUCKABEE LEAVES FOX TO JOIN ZZ TOP

HOLLYWOOD – Mike Huckabee has left Fox News show Huckabee in order to formally join Texan rockers, ZZ Top. The 44th Governor of...

Jon Voight mad

OBAMA RESPONDS TO JON VOIGHT

HOLLYWOOD – President Barack Obama has responded to Oscar winning actor Jon Voight who attacked him earlier this week on Fox News...

president snow

PRESIDENT SNOW WINS REPUBLICAN PRIMARY

MISSISSIPPI – President Snow – best known for his part in the Hunger Games franchise – has won the Republican Senate...

chuck norris

CHUCK NORRIS DEPLOYED TO GUAM

Location of Chuck   GUAM  – Early this morning Chuck Norris was dispatched to Guam, in the North West Pacific Ocean, and will be...