HOLLYWOOD – No sooner had Kanye West at the MTV VMAs declared his candidacy for Commander in Chief, the President of the United States of America, than the poster for his new TV show The Kanye West Wing was released onto the internets.
Kanye West’s reboot of the NBC drama series The West Wing which ran from 1999-2006 and starred Martin Sheen as President Jed Bartlett is coming soon, retitled “The Kanye West Wing”.
The official NBC synopsis reads:
VMA Vanguard honoree Kanye West takes on the role of the First Black President Kanye West, who with his Chief of Staff Pharell Williams, tries to steer his top team of political advisors through numerous crises domestic and foreign. Secretary of State Miley Cyrus is good at her job, provocative and original, but her toxic relationship with Nikki Minaj (Secretary of Defence) and her jealousy of the first lady Kim Kardashian is proving too destabilizing. Can Kanye bring peace to the Middle East? Can Kanye cut the National Debt and cut unemployment? Yes he Kanye!
Initially Aaron Sorkin was hired to write the show, but Kanye and Sorkin fell out, with Kanye complaining:
He can’t write how I speak. No one can write how I speak. The only person who understands the words coming out of my mouth is me! So that’s who is going to do the writing and everything. Me!
Star-packed and full of great musical numbers The Kanye West Wing looks like being the best thing to watch until 2020 when we will get the real thing.
The Kanye West Wing will be broadcast this Fall.
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HOLLYWOOD – Famed Hungarian film director Bela Tarr will be directing the MTV Video Music Awards at the end of August.
The director of The Werkmeister Harmonies and The Turin Horse Bela Tarr was chosen personally by presenter Miley Cyrus to bring quality to the MTV Video Music Awards ceremony.
Miley Cyrus spoke to the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY:
I’ve always liked working with challenging artists. Terry Richardson, Pharrell Williams, Billy Ray Cyrus! And now I get the opportunity to work with one of the best. I’ve loved Bela Tarr’s work ever since Santanango. It was a film that spoke to me the way no other 6 hour epic about life in a small Hungarian village has.
Bela Tarr himself was effusive about the opportunity:
I love music and I have always thought that music videos came as a kind of inspiration to me as an artist. That one that Dire Straits did for Money for Nothing? Amazing! Anything by Rihanna.
How will you approach the awards?
The whole thing I’m filming in austere black and white. I will have a narration in Hungarian (naturally) quoting Rilke, Nietzsche and Kierkegaard. The whole show will be one uninterrupted take.
What about commercial breaks?
UNINTERRUPTED I said! There will be no commercial breaks because there are no commercial breaks in life. At the end the audience will have the impression that they have just watched God die of some disease that involves a lot of coughing.
The MTV Video Music Awards will be broadcast later this month.
HOLLYWOOD – In an escalation of his legal woes, Pharrell Williams is being sued by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police – or Mounties as they are popularly known – who claim that the singer’s famous head wear constitutes a brand violation.
The Happy singer recently lost a legal battle with the Marvin Gaye estate concerning Blurred Lines, a song he co-wrote with Robin Thicke (and Marvin Gaye as it now appears). In this latest case the RCMP issued a cease and desist writ followed by an actual subpoena for the singer to appear in court and answer charges of copyright infringement.
Captain O’Leary told the Studio Exec:
Here at the RCMP we take our image very seriously. We’re not just a working police force, we’re a symbol of the country which is recognizable the world over. We are Canada! The way the tit shaped hat of the English ‘Bobby’ is England. The Mounties have worn that particular style of hat for a hundred years. Now this singer comes prancing around singing about living in some kind of roofless house and it just ain’t right. It brings the uniform and our brand into disrepute.
Although some have criticized the legal case as frivolous it is only one in a growing number of suits which have been targeted at the singer. Serena and Venus Williams are suing him for his use of their surname; wild animals are suing him because feral sounds a bit like Pharrell and the country of Iceland is suing him because despite the song Happy being a hit in that country – as it was internationally – they are still not happy in what lawyers are calling ‘an obvious breach of contract’.
Pharrell Williams will go to jail for a very long time in 2016.
HOLLYWOOD – Tragic news coming in that Miley Cyrus – actress, pop star, tongue activist – has been hit and killed by a wrecking ball in an incident police are calling ‘both funny and sad’.
The singer was walking with her entourage close by a construction site in West Hollywood when the a chain broke on the operating machinery and the wrecking ball swung out of control, hitting the former Hannah Montana and carrying her aloft and leaving her ‘in a blazing fall’. Cyrus was taken directly to Cedars Sinai where doctors worked desperately.
A spokesperson for the hospital told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY:
The injuries sustained were massive and death was inevitable. Let this be a lesson to young people everywhere. It is one thing to be hit like a wrecking ball and a totally different thing to be hit by a wrecking ball. The latter will truly wreck you.
Police have dismissed the notion that the wrecking ball incident was intentional:
This was a mechanical failure pure and simple. The operator is in a state of extreme distress. He has very little memory of the incident, saying he just closed his eyes and swung. He didn’t mean to start a war. The rest of it is just the song, he was just singing. I think he was in shock.
Pharrell Williams, who was walking with the singer just inches away at the moment of the incident said that he was ‘not happy’. It is understood he is in the studio working on a tribute song to Cyrus based on her hit ‘Wrecking Ball’ but with some lyrical adjustment.
Pharrell Williams’ latest single Unhappy will be released later today.
LONDON – Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams have bought a toy store in London, sources revealed today. The pop duo, who recently appeared together in Pharrell’s new video for ‘Come Get it Bae’, put up half stakes in legendary London toy shop Hamleys.
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HOLLYWOOD – Joining the latest rash of musical biopics, Will Smith has signed on for Don’t Worry (Be Happy), Spike Lee‘s epic 3 hour take on the musical career of Bobby McFerrin.
The Old Boy and Malcolm X director spoke exclusively to Studio Exec this morning about the project:
I’ve always been inspired by Bobby McFerrin. People know me as a kinda irascible guy always prone to the odd outburst and argument, but really I’m not. I’ve always based my philosophy on Bobby’s amazing hit ‘Don’t Worry (Be Happy)’, which is also going to be the title of our movie.
Will Smith also expressed delight at working on Don’t Worry (Be Happy).
Bobby McFerrin is a guy, who like James Brown, like Michael Jackson, just revolutionized music. He used his body as an orchestra and he wrote some of the most stirring music of the last few decades. I mean a soundtrack to a generation. He wrote ‘Don’t Worry (Be Happy)’ for crying out loud. Without that song Pharrell Williams would be …. well I don’t know, but something.
Lee also answered criticism that his film is based on a mammoth 300 page script.
Yes, we do have some issues with length, but McFerrin’s story is simply so epic, there’s no way of fitting it all in. I mean we have the story of him becoming this huge overnight success with ‘Don’t Worry (Be Happy)’ and then all the other hits we have to fit in, like… well, there was… I mean, did he do ‘Easy (Like Sunday Morning)’? No that was The Commodores, or Lionel Richie. Erm. Maybe we could slim it down a little.
Don’t Worry (Be Happy) will be released in 2015.
HOLLYWOOD – Happiness Guru and songster Pharrell Williams will appear in the new Hogwarts spin off movie Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. The Studio Exec caught up with the chipper singer in his LA hotel room.
How do you feel about landing a role in the new film?
Well, I’m a huge Harry Potter fan, I’ve read all the books. Seen the movies like a million times. So, yes, I feel real good about this.
Do you feel like a hot air balloon that could go to space?
Do I what? Oh, I see. No, that’s good. I mean that’s a lyric from my song.
Would you say that when you heard the news you felt like a room without a roof?
Right. Erm. Again that’s a lyric from my song. So I get it. Yes, if you want to put it that way, yes, I feel happy.
But you’re not clapping your hands?
As I said, those are lyrics from my songs. I don’t…
Clap your f*cking hands!
Hey, not cool, man.
Okay, there you go [CLAPS HAND without ENTHUSIASM]. Happy?
Do you see me clapping my hands?
There’s your answer.
At this point the interview was terminated by the arrival of security and a swift exit via the balcony, beach umbrella, fire escape and swimming pool.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them will be released in 2015.