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FEMA OPENS 3000 FORCE AWAKENS RECOVERY CENTERS

WASHINGTON – 3000 recovery centers have been established by FEMA to deal with the opening of Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens....

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SCIENTISTS DISCOVER PROOF: THE FORCE EXISTS

GENEVA – Today scientists at the CERN facility in Switzerland announced that they have proof positive that the Force – which...

TOP 5 CGI CLICHES

HOLLYWOOD – The Studio Exec FACT squad picks the top 5 worst CGI cliches. The Studio Exec – the finest Film resource on the...

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EWAN MCGREGOR JOINS PRIESTHOOD

ROME – Ewan McGregor revealed today that in a secret ceremony earlier that week he had taken orders as a Catholic priest. The 41 year...

ALEC GUINNESS’ GHOST HAUNTS GEORGE LUCAS

SAN FRANSCICO – An emotional George Lucas admitted today the real reason for selling the Star Wars franchise to Disney:...

SPECIAL COLLECTOR’S EDITION COLLECTOR: ERNIE SPANK

Spank Collector’s Edition LONDON – Ernie Spank is the Special Collector’s Edition collector extraordinaire. And this is...

GEORGE LUCAS RECANTS: PREQUEL NEGATIVES TO BE DESTROYED

HOLLYWOOD – In a remarkable change of heart, George Lucas published a statement this morning disavowing the Star Wars prequels and...