PEE-WEE’S BIG HOLIDAY TO BE A HARD R

HOLLYWOOD – Pee-wee Herman’s new film Pee-wees Big Holiday will be rated ‘hard R’ following the success of Deadpool.

The new Pee-wee Herman film Pee-wee’s Big Holiday will be released in a hard R cut in an attempt to follow up the success of Ryan Reynold’s Deadpool. An executive for Netflix told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY:

Pee-wee has always been one of those characters who appeals to kids but also has a very adult and savvy sense of humor so it’s actually quite easy to turn it into a more adult orientated comedy. And when we told Paul he actually seemed very relaxed about the concept. I mean he was into it, really.

How does this link to Deadpool?

I’m not sure it does except that Pee-wee is kind of a superhero and there’s obviously the comedy aspect. Actually even the idea of it being hard R doesn’t mean much, what with this being a Netflix show, but still the point is we’re trying. And if voices in the industry are anything to go by I have the feeling that we’re going to be seeing a slew of hard R rated films for no other reason than money.

Pee-wee’s Big Sex Holiday will be released later this year.

CHRIS PINE DEEPLY REGRETS

HOLLYWOOD – Chris Pine deeply regrets not getting Jack Ryan’s latest iteration in Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit right, but what else does Chris Pine deeply regret.

Chris Pine deeply regrets…

telling Steven Spielberg what he really thought of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

investing his savings in flatulenthousewives.com

starring in Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit by the director of Thor, Kenneth Branagh

what he did to your mother’s first cousin when he was drunk on mescal last April

going to the cinema with Pee Wee Herman

that he had a surname which was low hanging fruit for film critics reaching for a pun to describe his acting skills

being in Star Trek: Into the Darkness and not Star Wars: The Force Awakens

eating the mushroom and chives omelette with a side salad when he wanted a steak and fries

meeting William Shatner, getting drunk with William Shatner, getting that tattoo with William Shatner, of William Shatner

asking Meryl Streep if a dingo had really eaten her baby

buying a gym membership that he never intends to use

taking a sneaky leak in in William Friedkin’s Jacuzzi and then realizing there was some kind of dye that was activated by urine

This Means War

This Means War

This Means War

This Means War