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TATOOINE – Boba Fett speaks in an exclusive interview about his participation in The Mandalorian.

Boba Fett joined us earlier today to speak EXCLUSIVELY about his new TV series The Mandalorian.  He looked tired and he tilted his head to one side as if listening for something.

How are you today Boba?

I’m good. Thanks for asking.

So it must be exciting times. 

Are you kidding? I’m over the moon. I mean any day that I’m not being digested by the Serlacc is a good day as far as I’m concerned.

About that. 

How’d I escape?


It wasn’t too hard. You see I was wearing armor and although the Serlacc is a formidable beast, it doesn’t like metal that much. Plus something not very many people know is the creature has tonsils. Once you get far enough back you can just tickle these and there’s a huge puke and you fly right out.

How long were you in there?

A year. If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather talk about something else. I hate the fact everyone remembers that and not all the cool stuff I did.

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So tell us about your appearance in the Mandalorian. 

Love to. I’m a huge Pedro Pascal fan so I was keen to see what he would do. And I wasn’t disappointed. I also noticed how he’d taken some ideas out of the old Fett playbook. When I got the call that they wanted me to be involved I couldn’t be happier.

What do you play?

Myself. Obviously. I am a Bounty Hunter and I go after Han Solo and Chewbacca and then I capture them and then instead of carbon freezing I kill them.

Oh, that sounds… wait a minute The Mandalorian is set…

And then I go to Tatooine and I shove Jabba into the Serlacc pit. And then I get Pedro Pascal and I make sweet sweet love to him. But we keep our armor on so it’s very metally and sparky.

That sounds like just a series of fantasies you have. 

That is also true.

The Mandalorian is on Disney Live.

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HOLLYWOOD – Pedro Pascal is the new Sean Bean.

Pedro Pascal got his splashed to pieces like an overripe water melon in Game of Thrones. He got himself mince-meated to death in Kingsman: The Golden Something. And now in The Equalizer 2 he has an eye torn out, a leg torn up, and then his neck cut open and he’s dropped off a  building to then be smashed by a massive wave.

So it goes alongside Boromir being arrowed, or Ronin Sean Bean shot or Goldeneye dropped from a height or impaled from behind in Patriot Games. We spoke to Sean Bean.

So Sean, Pedro…

That asshole Pedro Pascal. He’s trying to steal my bloody crown.

What are you going to do about it?

I watched him in Narcos and I liked him. He doesn’t die in that show. I thought this is guy has a future. But then everything I saw that he did afterwards he was dying in horrible ways.

Game of Thrones…

He stole that show. And how? by having his head stomped in. That was my signature move and I was in the same show.

If I meet him I’m going to …

Kill him?

No. That would be too predictable. I’m going to give him a lovely cake.

Sean Bean and Pedro Pascal will be appearing in Waiting for Violent Death.