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XAVIER POULIS: ACADEMY AWARDS FASHIONS: WHO GIVES A SHIT?

Leading Swiss cinema theorist and bon vivant Xavier Poulis casts his weary Alpine eye over events in cinemastan.The 85th Academy Awards?...

MASSIVE OSCARS UPSET

HOLLYWOOD – Tonight the Academy for Motion Sickness and Something Something caused massive controversy and consternation in the...

PLAY THE STUDIO EXEC OSCARS DRUG GAME

We all love Oscar night. The glitz, the glamour, the yearly wheeling out of Jack Nicholson; but as a television spectacle it can be a mind...

THE STUDIO EXEC: LIVE AT THE OSCARS

OSCAR SHOCKER: MACFARLANE REPLACED

Astonishing news reached us in the early hours of the morning that Seth MacFarlane has been fired as host of the Oscars taking place...

COUNTDOWN BEGINS TO 2014 OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – The day is almost here and it’s time to preview the rapidly approaching 86th edition of the Oscar...

FLUFFER TO THE OSCARS

Not Dana Andrews No actor forgets their first Academy Awardnomination, and the nurse has kindly prepared a scrapbook to help me remember...

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BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES 16: BEN AFFLECK

MALIBU – Ben Affleck bounces into the breakfast bar of the Hilton and glances around at the assembled diners before passing through...

OSCARS CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST

 The 2013 Academy Awards was cancelled this morning after a poll by the New York Times suggested that 99.92798 % of the population of the...

BILLY CRYSTAL ARRESTED IN SETH MACFARLANE’S GARDEN

HOLLYWOOD – Noted comedian, screen actor and Woody Allen hater, Billy Crystal was cooling his heels in a Los Angeles prison cell this...

CIA TO GET LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD AT THE OSCARS

It was confirmed today that the CIA will  be awarded a lifetime achievement award at the 85th Academy Awards (also popularly known as...

MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL; WHO’S THE BIGGEST WHORE OF ALL?

“Does Art mirror Life, or is it the other way around?” is the question framed in one form or another by columnists with a deadline to...

PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON’S REACTION TO ‘THE MASTER’ OSCAR SNUB.

HERE COMES THE BOOM: OSCAR SNUBBED!

‘What an asshole!’ Today’s announcements of the 85th Oscar nominations were greeted by shrieks of horror and disgust,...