Tag: Opening Scene
SCRIPT LEAK: PROMETHEUS 2:
EXT: DEEP SPACE
THE CAMERA PANS ACROSS SPACE AND EVENTUALLY FOCUSES ON A LARGE PLANET THAT LOOKS SIMILAR TO EARTH. ALL OF A SUDDEN A BATTERED SPACESHIP APPEARS HURTLING TOWARDS THE PLANET.
EXT: PLANET
THE SPACESHIP CRASH LANDS INTO A FOREST. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO SIGN OF LIFE UNTIL THE BAY DOORS OPEN AND DAVID THE ANDROID’S HEAD ROLLS DOWN THE SLOPE AND COMES TO REST ON THE GROUND. IT LOOKS AROUND, SPROUTS MECHANICAL SPIDERS LEGS AND SCURRIES OFF INTO THE UNDERGROWTH.
DR ELIZABETH SHAW APPEARS IN A BIKNI AND SUNGLASSES DRINKING FROM A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA. BEHIND HER APPEARS AN ALIEN ALSO IN SUNGLASSES SMOKING A CIGARETTE. THEY KISS.
DAVID’S SPIDER HEAD SCURRIES BACK TOWARDS THE COUPLE
DAVID
If you would both like to step this way. There is something I think you’d like to see.
SHAW AND THE ALIEN FOLLOW DAVID THROUGH THE FOREST UNTIL THEY COME TO A CLEARING. A GIANT GRAVESTONE IS SEEN WITH THE WORDS ‘ HERE LIES GOD. 100 BILLION BC – JULY 25TH 2095′.
SHAW
I can’t believe we came all this way and only missed him by a day. I had so many questions. So many things I wanted to say.
THE ALIEN NODS AND CONTINUES SMOKING
SHAW(CONT)
Ah well, f*ck it. Come on boys let’s get back to earth and I’ll take you both to Disneyland.
DAVID
Wait Dr Shaw. There’s something else.
DAVID SCAMPERS TOWARDS THE CLIFF EDGE FOLLOWED BY SHAW AND THE ALIEN. THEY LOOK DOWN AND SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY HALF BURIED IN SAND.
SHAW
You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
FIN
SCRIPT LEAK: TAKEN 3
HOLLYWOOD – The new script for Taken 3 has leaked EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec. Read here.
EXT. CHECHNYA. DAY.
Bryan (Liam Neeson), Kim and Lenore Mills arrive in a taxi outside a run down hotel in the middle of an area still devastated by years of warfare. They step over a dead body on their way to the lobby.
INT. HOTEL ROOM
The family unpack.
SCRIPT LEAK: INDIANA JONES 5
HOLLYWOOD – Indiana Jones 5 has just been announced and already the Studio Exec has received the leaked screenplay.
Here it is:
EXT: NIGHT
IT’S DARK. INDY IS HACKING AWAY THROUGH THE UNDERGROWTH WITH HIS MACHETE. HE REACHES A HIGH FENCE AND PRODUCES A PAIR OF WIRE CUTTERS FROM HIS JACKET. SUDDENLY WE HEAR THE SOUND OF A SIREN AND THE PLACE IS LIT UP BY FLOODLIGHTS. WE SEE A SIGN ON THE FENCE THAT READS ‘SHADY ACRES RETIREMENT HOME’.
A SILHOUETTE OF A FIGURE MOVES TOWARDS INDY. A FEMALE VOICE IS HEARD.
VOICE
Dr Jones.
INDY CONTINUES USING THE CUTTERS ON THE FENCE
VOICE (CONT’D)
Dr Jones!
THE FIGURE COMES INTO FOCUS. IT’S A WOMAN IN A NURSES UNIFORM.
NURSE
Put down the wire cutters Dr Jones and let’s get you back inside.
INDY
No. I must find the Ark before it falls into the hands of the Nazis
NURSE
Now, Now Dr Jones. We’ve been through this. It’s 1985. The war has been over for 40 years.
INDY
You’re lying!
NURSE
There, there. Come with me back inside. We’re about to serve dinner and it’s your favourite tonight.
INDY
Meatloaf?
NURSE
Meatloaf for main and treacle sponge and custard for dessert.
INDY
Sounds good but I still can’t come back inside.
NURSE
Sure you can. You’ll eat a nice dinner then you can have a nice sit down in the social area. Don’t forget, it’s bingo night tonight.
INDY
You don’t understand. I’ve shit my pants and if I move it’s going to go everywhere.
NURSE
Don’t you worry about that now. I’ll give you a nice hot sponge bath and we’ll get you some clean pants.
INDY
Ok fine. I’m coming.
FIN
SCRIPT LEAK:BILL & TED 3
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T.J. HOOKER: THE MOTION PICTURE GREEN LIT
HOLLYWOOD – The eagerly awaited film version of T. J. Hooker has been green lit, with William Shatner attached to reprise the role of the plain clothes policeman who, on the death of his partner, returns to the beat as a uniformed sergeant.
The 83 year old Canadian actor – who came to fame playing Captain James T. Kirk in the space opera Star Trek – played Thomas Jefferson Hooker for a total of five seasons and some fans – who prefers to be called T.J. Prostitutes – rate his performance as Hooker as superior to his more famous role as the Master and Commander of the USS Enterprise.
‘Captain Kirk is Bill’s Hamlet,’ says Joy Saklbert. ‘T.J. is his King Lear.’
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A scene from the film |
Concerns have been expressed that the role of Hooker might be too athletic for the elderly actor, but director Gaspar Noè argues this is not the case. ‘The opening sequence where we see Hooker running full pelt toward the camera,’ he says. ‘We do that but Shatner will be on a Segue. In fact, he’ll be on a Segue for pretty much the whole film except when he has to go up the stairs and then he’ll be on a stair lift.’
T.J. Hooker: The Motion Picture will be released in 2016.