PHILOMENA VS. CAPTAIN PHILLIPS FOR 2016

HOLLYWOOD – Oscar contenders Philomena starring Judi Dench and Captain Phillips starring Tom Hanks are also going head to head in a new film mash up inspired by the Batman Vs. Superman superhero collision.

Paul Greengrass who will directed the new film said:

The Philomena universe and the Captain Phillips universe are actually the same universe, and so I got to thinking what if they actually met. The Irish mother with the long lost son could be returning from America by boat and she would meet Captain Phillips who would have taken the job as captaining the cruise ship as a way of recovering from his hostage ordeal. However, the brother of the dead Somali pirate is out for revenge. Will Captain Phillips once more be able to save the day helped by the ‘fish out of water’ housewife with the ready Irish wit?

Will she say ‘fecking eejit’?

Of course she will.

The new film will have competition however when August: Osage County Vs. Nebraska begins production later this year. Ron Howard says that the film ‘will combine the bitter sweet bitter family dramas of mouth cancer and Alzheimer’s in a fun for all the family black and white misery ride’.

Philomena Vs Captain Philips will be released in 2015.   

NEBRASKA: REVIEW

LONDON – As Guy Pearce was unavailable Bruce Dern plays the role of an old man –  who decides he has to collect a prize he’s received through the mail despite the protestations of his family, even if he has to walk to Nebraska to collect it.

Will Forte is his son, who reluctantly decides to accompany his boozy emotionally distant and possibly losing it dad. What ensues is Payne-ful, Alexander Payne-ful! That’s right the giddy young fogey who gave us About Schmidt and Sideways is back with another of his mature, occasionally hilarious and wryly sardonic road movies, where lessons are learnt and complex characters come to self-realization. In order for you not to confuse it with his other films, he’s gone and done it in black and white (post-production by the way, it was shot on color film stock). But to say the road is well-trod would be churlish, when it offers such a good time. Payne’s produced a well oiled and precise machine that delivers up its ‘isn’t life odd’ moments and along with crowd-pleasing scenes, killer lines and generally great acting – Mike Hammer and Saul, the lawyer from Breaking Bad turn up. There are no big surprises and the film does what it sets out to do, though it’s odd to regret it does so with such efficiency.