NEW YORK – Following revelations that NBC’s Brian Williams Iraq story was mis-remembered, the veracity of other reports by the veteran reporter including his award winning Narnia coverage have been called into question.

Xampard Brunt media watcher and expert spoke to the Studio Exec about the scandal which is already being called Narnia-gate:

Brian Williams’ coverage of Narnia and specifically his war coverage that saw the defeat of the Ice Queen by Aslan and his assembled armies was both award-winning and compelling television in the finest tradition of Edward Murrow, but it is now becoming evident that not only was Brian Williams not involved in the centaur fire fight with Mr. Tumnus as his first hand account suggested, but that he might not even have been in Narnia during the war.

But surely Narnia is a fictional realm full of magical creatures and written by the Christian fabulist C.S. Lewis.

And your point is?

That it doesn’t really… well… exist.

That would explain many of the holes in Mr. Williams’ story and the reason ABC have been unable to get a reporter there. Fox News however has Oliver North stationed in Narnia permanently. It all begins to make sense.

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NARNIA – Fans of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe were racked by multiple geekgasms today, when it was announced that James McAvoy would be returning to the pan pipes for Narnia spin off Mr. Tumnus Takes a Packet of Tea.

Many believed they had seen the last of the half naked, tea making and pipe playing fawn, but apparently world-wide demand could not be nay-sayed. On speaking to the Studio Exec earlier today, the Scottish actor who recently excelled in Filth seemed less than whole-heartedly enthusiastic.

Two words. Fer-uck. Have’ney seen enough of that irritating wee shite? 

So you’re not looking forward to …

Am i not looking forward to frezing me wee nipples off? Nay I’m not. And for what? A children’s film! I cannae do it, not again.

So why are you doing it?

They pay well and they’ve said I can rewrite the script.

Oh really? 

I’m gonna insist in my contract. Page one. Scene One. Mr. Tumnus knits a f*cking jumper. And he’s gonna be edgier too. He’s gonna snort cocaine and hang with some dirty beavers.

You mean the Mr. and Mrs. Beaver, voiced by the wonderful talent Dawn French and Ray Winstone?

No. I mean beavers. And I’m changing the title.

Mr. Tumnus Enters the Void will be released in 2016.