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Wednesday 20 November 2019
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DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT DWAYNE ‘THE ROCK’ JOHNSON

HOLLYWOOD – The amount of nonsense written about Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson – star of such films as The Scorpion...

ARMAGEDDON PREQUEL: ‘LOOKS DULL’

HOLLYWOOD – The long awaited prequel of Michael Bay’s Armageddon has received an overwhelming thumbs down from the first test...

ben affleck

BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES 16: BEN AFFLECK

MALIBU – Ben Affleck bounces into the breakfast bar of the Hilton and glances around at the assembled diners before passing through...

PAIN & GAIN: PREVIEW

The new Michael Bay movie Pain & Gain looks set to be the best movie ever made. Michael Bay is well known for his tightly crafted...

STANLEY KUBRICK, BETTER THAN RATNER

Voting booths closed all over the internet today and the results are in showing clearly that YOU, the Studio Exec reading public prefer...

TOP FIVE END OF WORLD MOVIES

Nice weather for it HOLLYWOOD – To celebrate the imminent end of days as predicted by idiots Studio Exec offers this definitive (I...

mark wahlberg

MARK WAHLBERG TO STAR IN TRANSFORMERS 4

HOLLYWOOD – Mark Wahlberg – one of the best associate or executive producers currently working in the business – has...

SHEEN AND ESETEVEZ CAPTURE MILIUS IN CAMBODIA

PHNOM PENH – News came in last night of a frantic and heroic mission carried out under the leadership of veteran Navy Seal and part...

5 BIGGEST MOVIE MISTAKES

There is nothing more fun in movies than spotting movie mistakes: Rick’s wet then dry raincoat in Casablanca, wrist watches and blue...

THE WAR IS OVER: Michael Bay captured by Sean Penn

WASHINGTON -President Obama gave a press conference this morning, confirming reports that Sean Penn has seized Michael Bay, and the...

MICHAEL BAY’S VIETNAM WAR: WEEK 2

HANOI – Michael Bay and his rag tag army of Hollywood actors, stunt men and special effects guys are in full retreat as the counter...

MITT ROMNEY “LET’S NUKE VIETNAM”

WASHINGTON – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney gave a press conference yesterday, outlining his own plans to deal...

MICHAEL BAY DECLARES WAR ON VIETNAM

HANOI – Hollywood Director Michael Bay sensationally declared war on the Socialist Republic of Vietnam this morning, despite a last...

A MOGUL’S MEMOIR

I must have been 3 years old when I saw my first film—some bullshit about a talking rodent—ever since then I’ve been involved in one...