STEVE MARTIN IS LAUREL AND HARDY

HOLLYWOOD – Steve Martin has revealed that he is to play Laurel and Hardy in a new version of Way Out West to be directed by Robert Zemeckis.

‘We’ll use some CGI,’ said The Man with Two Brains, ‘But this will be largely live action, with me playing both roles.’

The beloved comedy duo were a sublime comedy double team so how will Cheaper by the Dozen Martin face the challenge of playing not one part but both?

Steve Martin told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY:

When I was acting in The Jerk I sat down and I wrote a list of comedy heroes, but I wanted to overcome and defeat. To eat up whole if you like. Phil Silvers as Sgt. Bilko, Spencer Tracy in Father of the Bride, Peter Sellers as Inspector Clousseau. I think – without wanting to appear hubristic – that I’ve managed to achieve my ambition. When anyone thinks of those characters, they don’t think of Sellers, or Silvers, or Tracy, they immediately think of Steve Martin. That’s me. Steve Martin. The King of Comedy.

 Robert Zemeckis seems a trifle embarrassed, ‘The thing about rediscovering a classic is that…’

‘We should call it Stevel and Stevey!’ shouts Steve Martin. ‘I mean after the film, no one’s going to think of those bozos any more.’

Who next?

Well, it’s obvious isn’t it? After I finish with Laurel and Hardy, first I’m going to make a film called Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein and I’ll play Abbot and Costello and Frankenstein. Then it’s on to the Marx Brothers, where I’ll play all four and the harp.

‘Way Out West is due for a Xmas release 2019.

LAUREL AND FLUFFER AND HARDY

If you ever get the opportunity to shoot a western with John Ford you must seize it with both hands.  That’s what I did when he offered me a part in It’s The Merry Band of Bandits, and apart from a urinary infection that I probably caught from one of the horses I have no regrets.

The picture was to star Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, better known as the comedy duo Laurel and Hardy, playing cowboys with yours truly as the chief of the local Indian tribe. I have to say that dear Stan and darling Ollie were absolute masters of their craft and it was entirely my own fault that I mistimed a stunt that resulted in me getting hit in the face with a shovel.

I thought we’d never stop laughing! 
Ford was livid and docked me a week’s salary, but I didn’t care. 
When he wasn’t looking I put shoe polish on his view-finder so that when he peered through it he seemed to have a black eye! Stan and Ollie thought this was even funnier than the bucket in the face and went on to use it in nearly all their films, but Johnny was livid! 
Things got a little out of hand when he pushed me off my horse, but then he fired me and we drew a line under the whole episode. There were no hard feelings, but the picture never got made until many years later when it was released under its new name, The Three Amigos. It’s a shame we never finished it in John’s lifetime, but he was just such a perfectionist.  As a darts player however he was truly awful. But that’s another story…