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orlando bloom

NORTH KOREA TEST ORLANDO BLOOM

SEOUL – Reports are coming in that North Korea have successfully tested an Orlando Bloom in the Sea of Japan. There have been rumors...

amy pascal

AMY PASCAL JOINS THE STUDIO EXEC

HOLLYWOOD – Sony Executive and email writer-strordinaire Amy Pascal has joined the Studio Exec team, expressing her relief to finally...

kate middleton

KATE MIDDLETON’S ROYAL TWINS TO BE CALLED SONY AND KIM

LONDON – Pregnant British royal Kate Middleton will use the twins to save the day from the escalating tensions between Sony Pictures...

north korea national defence commission

NORTH KOREA NATIONAL DEFENCE COMMISSION STATEMENT IN FULL

HOLLYWOOD – The North Korean National Defence Commission issued a statement in response to President Obama and the FBI’s...

kim jong un

KIM JONG-UN TO HOST SNL

NEW YORK – The Supreme Leader of the Democratic Republic of Korea, feared dictator and former member of the Axis of  Evil, Kim...

Kim Jong-Un

SONY GREEN LIGHT THREE NEW KIM JONG-UN BIOPICS

HOLLYWOOD – Sony are rushing three biopics about the life of our glorious leader Kim Jong Un, the Supreme Commander of North Korea,...

the interview

SONY PLANS THE INTERVIEW TRILOGY

HOLLYWOOD – James Franco and Seth Rogen’s film The Interview is to be followed by a further two films to complete a trilogy,...

KIM JONG UN TO STAR IN UP 2

HOLLYWOOD – The bells were ringing in North and South Korea today as a deal was finally made that saw a peaceful conclusion to...

chuck norris

CHUCK NORRIS DEPLOYED TO GUAM

Location of Chuck   GUAM  – Early this morning Chuck Norris was dispatched to Guam, in the North West Pacific Ocean, and will be...