NEW YORK – Idiot rapper, Kayne West is embroiled in another scandal today after immigration papers revealed that he has purchased a white slave for his daughter, North West.
3 year-old British national, Timmy Jenkins was sold to West by his parents, Keith and Angie Jenkins in exchange for tickets to Kanye’s next UK tour.
“We really love Kayne. His beats are so fat and his lyrics make me really horny”, said Angie.
According to a source, Timmy has already been introduced to North and the pair are getting along famously.
“North looked a little puzzled at first but she soon worked out the benefits”, said a member of Kayne’s entourage:
She’s got the boy fetching his toys and he’s riding on his back around the room. Probably the cutest thing is when they play outside. Timmy picks cotton and sings nursery rhymes whilst North ambles around playing with a toy gun shouting ‘Pick faster!’.
Amnesty International questioned the legality of the purchase but West’s lawyer Rosyton Eezee claims Kanye suffered an allergic reaction to some moisturiser which effected his decision making abilities:
Kayne was out of his mind and he bought a lot of crazy things that night; An Indian elephant, the Shroud of Turin, the bones of Colonel Sanders. He even bought the complete discography of Beck which proves he wasn’t mentally sound. He will be sending Timmy on a first-class plane back to the UK immediately with a goodie bag, a signed poster and all of the cotton he managed to pick.