HOLLYWOOD – In the publicity wake of his interview where he spoke out against accusations of bullying and abuse, Joss Whedon is to direct Horrible Bosses 3. The Avengers and Buffy helmer has announced he will be writing the script based on his own ‘experiences’. The Exec sat down to talk with the controversial director about his latest project.
Joss Whedon To Direct Horrible Bosses 3? How did that come about?
If you print anything bad about me, I’ll destroy whatever pathetic career you have. Got it?
Woah There Joss! I Just Asked You A Civil Question.
What? Oh, you must have mis-heard me. I didn’t say anything bad. I guess it’s understandable, English isn’t your first language.
Yes It Is. I’m English. It’s The Only Language I Speak.
I’ll speak slowly so you understand, comprende? What a f**king idiot. Who thought it was a good idea for you to interview me?
I Can Understand Every Word You’re Saying Joss. And It’s Recording. I Can Play It Back To You.
You didn’t say this was going to be recorded, you devious hack. What kind of game are you playing here?
I’m Trying To Interview You. Of Course It’s Recorded. I Want To Ask You About Horrible Bosses 3.
That? I don’t where they got the idea I would be suitable to write and direct this but I’ll give it a go. I’m just going to write about all the times I’ve ever had healthy disagreements with actors. It’ll be really funny. I’ll write about how funny it is when I threaten their careers, shout them down on set in front of the whole crew. I’ll show that really I’m just a good guy who has been misunderstood. Misunderstood by pretty much everyone I’ve ever worked with. They all think I’m an asshole.
Who Are You Going To Cast?
To be honest with you, I’m having trouble getting in touch with actors and their management. They’re all real busy I guess as they never return any of my calls. How crazy is that?