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Thursday 29 October 2020
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FLUFFER’S POSTCARDS FROM CANNES. PART 2.

HOLLYWOOD- Sir Edwin Fluffer once again delves into his personal memoirs – soon to be published as ‘Not THAT Kind of Fluffer!!!’ –...

1492

47 FILMS: 20. 1492: THE CONQUEST OF PARADISE

In our continuing series of ‘47 Films to see before you’re murdered in your dreams‘, we look at Ridley Scott’s dark...

french

FRENCH FILMS TO BE IN ENGLISH FROM NOW ON

PARIS – It has been decided by the European Union that all French films will now be made in English in order to avoid ‘critical...

rollerball

RUSSIA INTRODUCE ROLLERBALL STYLE DEATH SPORT

MOSCOW – Vladimir Putin today confirmed that Russia would be instituting a national league of a gladiatorial death game, based...

jon voight

JON VOIGHT PENS LETTER TO VLADIMIR PUTIN

HOLLYWOOD – Dear Vladimir Putin, I’m Jon Voight and I am more than angry. I am genuinely furious. I mean, what the f*ck do you...

MY FAVORITE FILM: VLADIMIR PUTIN

MOSCOW – Hi Everybody! It’s me Vladimir Putin, Judo/Action star, best friends with Gerard Depardieu and … oh I run this...

VLADIMIR PUTIN AND STEVEN SEAGAL MARRY

MOSCOW – Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal took advantage of a new wave of liberalism sweeping the world to get married this morning...

BRUCE WILLIS BLAMED FOR RUSSIAN METEORITE STORM

Vladimir Putin Armagedding out here Bruce Willis has been blamed by Vladimir Putin for having ‘in some way caused’ the...

DO THE RUSSIANS ALSO WANT ADAM SANDLER?

HOLLYWOOD – State Department officials admitted that they had approached high ranking officers in the Putin administration...

GERARD DEPARDIEU BECOMES RUSSIAN

MOSCOW – Chunky French film star (and air-plane plumbing expert) Gerard Depardieu has become Russian, receiving the all...