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indiana jones 5

STEVEN F*CKING SPIELBERG IS ACTUALLY GOING TO F*CKING MAKE INDIANA JONES 5

HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg is going to make Indiana Jones 5. Donald Trump is President of the United States. Britain is Brexiting....

indiana jones 5

STEVEN SPIELBERG USES AIR QUOTES WHEN TALKING ABOUT INDIANA JONES 5

HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg uses air quotes whenever talking about Indiana Jones 5, it was revealed today. Jaws and Lincoln director...

george lucas

GEORGE LUCAS TO REMAKE PHANTOM MENACE

HOLLYWOOD – George Lucas announced that he is remaking Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace. When George Lucas sold the rights...

empire

EMPIRE TO REASSESS ITS SWITCH LOCATION POLICY

WASHINGTON – Empire issues order to review all switch locations. The Galactic Empire has announced that it is to review how it...

shia labeouf

SHIA LABEOUF SUFFERING FROM THE CURSE OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

HOLLYWOOD – Shia LaBeouf claims Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull almost destroyed his entire life. Noted actor and...

steven spielberg

TOM HANKS TO PLAY STEVEN SPIELBERG

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Hanks is to play Steven Spielberg in a new biopic of Hollywood’s most successful director. Written and directed...

indiana jones 5

GOOD NEWS: WORLD TO END BEFORE INDIANA JONES 5

HOLLYWOOD – Scientists revealed today that humanity would in all likelihood be extinct prior to the release of Indiana Jones 5, much...

indiana jones

STAR WARS v INDIANA JONES ‘NOT IMPOSSIBLE’ SAYS GEORGE LUCAS

HOLLYWOOD – George Lucas today spoke of how it would ‘not be entirely impossible’ for a future Star Wars – Indiana...

indiana jones 5

DONALD TRUMP WELCOMES INDIANA JONES 5

HOLLYWOOD – Donald Trump has welcomed the news that Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford are getting together to make Indiana Jones 5....

lord snoke

FAN THEORY ABOUT LORD SNOKE BREAKS THE INTERNET IN CHINA

HOLLYWOOD – A new fan theory about the mysterious identity of Lord Snoke in Star Wars The Force Awakens has broken the internet in...

george lucas

GEORGE LUCAS’ FORCE AWAKENS EMAIL

HOLLYWOOD – Star Wars: The Force Awakens is currently smashing every record at the Box Office but there was one audience member who...

flash gordon

47 FILMS: 18. FLASH GORDON

In our continuing series of ‘47 Films to see before you’re murdered in your dreams’, we look at the Dino De Laurentiis produced...

force awakens

THE FORCE AWAKENS POSTER REACTION: WHERE’S JAR JAR?

HOLLYWOOD – Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens official poster has been released but the question on everyone’s lip is...

back to the future

BACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY WILL FEATURE NO NEW FOOTAGE

HOLLYWOOD – The re-release of the Back to the Future trilogy will feature no new footage, sources revealed today. Robert...