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Friday 18 October 2019
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NOT MAKING FILMS: A DIARY BY STEVEN SODERBERGH: 1.

HOLLYWOOD – Having already conquered Hollywood via Sex, Lies and Videotape and Ocean’s 13, Steven Soderbergh decided to give...

VENICE DIARY: DAY 1

VENICE – It is traditional every year that during the George Clooney press conference, some intrepid young reporter enquires about...

CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY PANS CUARON’S GRAVITY

CAMBRIDGE – The Chancellor of Cambridge University expressed his outrage this morning during a press conference in Venice proclaiming...

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT VENICE FILM FESTIVAL

VENICE – Everyone knows the Venice Film Festival was initially inaugurated to celebrate pigeon cooking, but what other FACTS are...

VENICE FILM FESTIVAL ‘CAN’T BE BOTHERED’

VENICE – The 70th Venice Film Festival is due to begin in less than a month and the director of the festival Alberto Barbera...

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STEVEN SODERBERGH’S NEXT LAST FILM TO BE STALKER REMAKE

HOLLYWOOD – Steven Soderbergh‘s last last film was Side Effects, his latest last film is Behind the Candelabra is about to...

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TILDA SWINTON ARRESTED FOR VAGRANCY

NEW YORK – Actress and beloved British odd ball Tilda Swinton was arrested on Sunday Evening at the MoMa in New York on a charge of...

THE CLOONEY BIN 5

Dear George I have an army of crazed fans who stalk me on Twitter. They regard me as a Christlike figure who they worship without question....

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BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES 16: BEN AFFLECK

MALIBU – Ben Affleck bounces into the breakfast bar of the Hilton and glances around at the assembled diners before passing through...

OSCARS CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST

 The 2013 Academy Awards was cancelled this morning after a poll by the New York Times suggested that 99.92798 % of the population of the...

FIFTY SHADES OF FLUFFER

Hollywood is a beautiful town, full of beautiful people and Lee Van Cleef. But it has its ugly side and the name of that ugly side is...

THE CLOONEY BIN 4

Dear George I’d like to thank you for being executive producer on ARGO. I’m having to build a new shelf in my house because...

ARGO IS THE IMDB NUMBER 1 GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME

LONDON – After last night’s double BAFTA win Ben Affleck’s passport caper Argo shot to the top of the IMDB rankings...

THE CLOONEY BIN 2

Dear George I have recently revealed to the public that I am a practising Lesbian. I feel a weight has been lifted off my shoulders but...