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Monday 22 July 2019
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toy story 4

TOY STORY 4 WILL BE LIVE ACTION

HOLLYWOOD – John Lasseter announced yesterday that Toy Story 4, the unwanted sequel to the perfect Toy Story trilogy will be...

george clooney wedding

MR AND MRS GEORGE CLOONEY ACCIDENTALLY SINK VENICE

VENICE – Newly weds George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin accidentally sank Venice yesterday when George left the taps running in their...

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LIAM NEESON’S SONS FREED FROM LUC BESSON’S LAIR

PARIS – The French world of film was reeling with shock today when in the early hours of Monday morning, Luc Besson was arrested for...

icebucketchallenge

ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE CURES DISEASE AND BRINGS WORLD PEACE

HOLLYWOOD – Assorted celebrities and do gooders were feeling very pleased with themselves today as news came in that the Ice Bucket...

george clooney amal alamuddin

GEORGE CLOONEY PROMISES WEDDING ‘WILL BE CHEAP’

HOLLYWOOD – George Clooney has promised that his forthcoming wedding to Amal Alamuddin will be really cheap with guests being asked...

LEONARDO DICAPRIO BUYS PACIFIC OCEAN

HOLLYWOOD – Leonardo DiCaprio has bought the Pacific Ocean and will be using it exclusively for his own filthy pleasures.  The news...

5 ACTORS’ REAL NAMES REVEALED

HOLLYWOOD – ‘A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet’ wrote Shamlyn Pod, or William Shakespeare as he is...

THE MONUMENTS MEN: REVIEW

THE MONUMENTS MEN: REVIEW – Danny Ocean goes to Europe to save a bunch of valuable artworks from the dastardly Nazis and the dratted...

CLOONEY TO STAR IN AND DIRECT LIVE ACTION TOY STORY

HOLLYWOOD – Following the upcoming unmitigated disaster of his ‘comedy’ The Monuments Men, undeterred George Clooney has...

VAL KILMER CRITICIZES BAT KID’S ‘UNCONVINCING PERFORMANCE’

SAN FRANCISCO – Val Kilmer has come out with a shocking attack on Bat Kid, the little boy who thanks to the Make a Wish foundation...

steven soderbergh

NOT MAKING FILMS: THE STEVEN SODERBERGH DIARIES: 3

HOLLYWOOD – Being the third instalment of Not Making Films by Steven Soderbergh, we give an intimate window into the life of one of...

gravity

NASA SLAM GRAVITY: ‘NOT FILMED IN SPACE’

HOLLYWOOD – NASA have come out and slammed Alfonso Cuarón’s new film Gravity, saying that ‘it obviously was not filmed...

LONDON FILM FESTIVAL DIARY: DAY 2.

LONDON – Now generally speaking if I see three words on a movie poster I tend to run in the opposite direction and those words are...

GRAVITY: REVIEW

VENICE – Buzz Lightyear and that chick from Speed manage somehow to fall off Space. I’m not sure how they’re doing it,...