GAME OF THRONES: THE MOTION PICTURE WILL BE A PREQUEL

HOLLYWOOD – Game of Thrones: The Motion Picture is to be a prequel, sources revealed.

The movie based on popular fantasy book series and hit TV show Game of Thrones is to be a prequel telling the story of young Ned Stark and Robert Baratheon and the war against the mad King Aerys Targaryean. Script writer and director Michael Haneke spoke EXCLUSIVELY with the Studio Exec about the project:

We’re really psyched about this. Usually I make films which are much more well, European I suppose. Austrian mostly. I like dourness and despair, but when I got the meeting with the Game of Thrones people I knew we were all essentially on the same page. The story of Robert and Ned and the rebellion against the mad king is already told and hinted at in the show but we will be going into the depths of the agony, pain, sadism and torture and a lot of what we will show is going to shock fans and leave them with an overwhelming sense of existential dread. So for me this is like a feel good movie.

Although there is no news as yet to the cast the project is expected to begin shooting this Fall. George RR Martin has already given his blessing but will not be working on the script because, as Haneke puts it, ‘we want it finished within the decade’.

Game of Thrones: The Motion Picture will be released in 2018.

HBO CONFIRMS GAME OF THRONES SPIN-OFF

HOLLYWOOD – After months of speculation HBO have finally confirmed that they are working on a spin-off to Game of Thrones.

“We are still in the early stages”, said a HBO spokesman:

George R.R. Martin has given us his blessing but we know that fans of the books will be worried about us messing with the storyline. It’s taken a lot of work and a lot of negotiation but we think we’ve finally nailed it.

He went on to say that the show will focus on a group of previously unseen characters that live in Kings Landing and regularly meet at a local coffee house:

It will definitely be lighter in tone than Game of Thrones. One character, Sir Joei, is an oafish actor with a range of amusing catchphrases and another, Madame Feebee, is a musician who sings terrible songs about cats. We think it’s a fresh and original take on the romantic comedy genre.

Asked if any characters from Game of Thrones will make an appearance, the spokesman said he couldn’t reveal any details but he did provide a tantalising clue:

I can’t say who it is, but I can tell you her first line will be ‘OH…MY…MANY-FACED GOD!’

Fiends is due for release in 2017.