LOS ANGELES – The 65th Emmys Nominations were announced this morning at a hotel. There were some surprises – no nominations for Game of Thrones or Mad Men for instance – and after the jump we have the full list of nominations. 

Outstanding Lead Actor in A Drama Series who Makes Drugs
John Hamm
Bryan Cranston
Peter Dinklage 

Lead Actress who has Mental Problems/is a bitch
Claire Danes
Robin Wright
Vera Farmiga

Oustanding Reality-Competition Series 
Seriously who gives a shit? 
A Shit who gives Seriously?
Gives a shit Seriously?
Who Seriously shit gives A?

Outstanding British Posh Piffle with Bogus Historical Detail and Nostalgia for Nobs
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Mad Men
Game of Cards

Outstanding Comedy Series that Rhymes with Bodern Bamily
30 Rock
Modern Family

Outstanding Fantasy Series that Kills Lead Characters with Alarming Frequency
House of Cards
Game of Thrones
House of Thrones
Game of Cards

Best Miniseries or Movie that should Actually be competing in the Oscars
Behind the Candelabra 
Behind the Candelabra
The Candelabra (Behind)
Behind the Candelabra

The Trophies will be awared on the 22nd September in Los Angeles.