5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT EMILY BLUNT

HOLLYWOOD – The Studio Exec FACT squad today got the train so that they could give you the low down on the Girl on the Train: Emily Blunt.

So here are 5 Emily Blunt FACTS:

One. Although she’s in a film called The Girl on the Train, she has never in fact been on a train in her life because she is too rich and in England, rich people are not allowed on trains.

Two. Emily is a keen smoker of what our Jamaican friends’ call the Herb. So much so that in her native England, her surname has become synonymous with a reefer cigarette. So someone might say ‘pass me that “Blunt”, please. I want to get “high”‘.

Three. When making the Science Fiction film, Emily was criticized by her co-star Tom Cruise for repeatedly messing up scenes so they had to do them again and again. ‘It was crazy,’ says Tom. ‘She would keep changing the lines. In the end we rewrote the script so we could use all the footage.’ Emily Blunt wasn’t in Cowboys and Aliens. That was Olivia Wilde.

Four. Emily Blunt’s favorite food is cauliflower, which she eats from a bucket.

Five. Denis Villeneuve cast Emily in Sicario because Emily herself hired a sicario and threatened to have him killed if he didn’t. ‘I’ve heard of the method,’ Denis told the Exec. ‘But this is ridiculous.’

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EDGE OF TOMORROW GETS NEW TITLE

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise’s clever science fiction action movie Edge of Tomorrow has been renamed according to Warner Bros sources and is now galled Guardians of the Galaxy.

The news of the name was not officially announced but leaked after packaging for the home entertainment release of the film showed the original title relegated to an obscure bottom corner and the new title emblazoned in flaming letters five feet high. Everyone (including The Studio Exec) knew that the title Edge of Tomorrow was hopelessly bland and generic. The original Manga on which the film was based was entitled the much darker and wittier All You Need is Kill. Even the title Film would have been less crap. But someone at Warner Bros, or as part of the ‘creative’ team, thought better.

Now belatedly and following the film’s disappointing box office wiser councils have prevailed and the new title – Guardians of the Galaxy – is both aesthetically more pleasing and will, hopefully, increase sales.

A source from within the studio had this to say:

We really love this title Guardians of the galaxy because it fits so well the plot. Tom in the film is really a Guardian, and Emily too, therefore plural, and the Galaxy is what is at stake. Well, maybe just the Earth, but still you get the idea.

Guardians of the Galaxy: Edge of Tomorrow is available to buy now.

EDGE OF TOMORROW 2: SCRIPT LEAK

HOLLYWOOD – Edge of Tomorrow 2 is one of the most eagerly awaited sequels of recent history and here the Studio Exec can EXCLUSIVELY reveal the leaked shooting script.


INT. BEDROOM – DAY
TOM CRUISE wakes up suddenly. Sonny and Cher play ‘I Got You Babe’ on the radio.

INT. KITCHEN – DAY
Tom Cruise eats breakfast.

EXT. STREET – DAY
Cruise walks across the street. BILL MURRAY calls to him from across the way.

MURRAY

I don’t believe it. Tom, Tom Cruise? Remember me?

CRUISE

I… uh…

MURRAY

Murray, Bill Murray! Hey I need to talk to you.

CRUISE

I can’t I’m gonna be late for my…

MURRAY

Train. I know. Okay catch you later.

Cruise steps off the kerb and into a puddle.

INT. TRAIN – DAY

Cruise is reading the newspaper. JAKE GYLLENHAAL sits opposite him.

JAKE

Did they send you?

CRUISE

Did who send me?

JAKE

There’s a bomb. On the train.

CRUISE

What?

PASSENGER

Is that Ryan Reynolds?

Explosion RIPS through the train carriage.

INT. BEDROOM – DAY
TOM CRUISE wakes up suddenly. Sonny and Cher play ‘I Got You Babe’ on the radio.

FIN


  

EDGE OF TOMORROW SEQUEL GETS TITLE

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise Science Fiction thriller Edge of Tomorrow is not quite out yet, but already the sequel is being developed and a title has been confirmed: The Thin Bit Before the Day After Next.

Everyone’s favorite Thetan said that he was delighted to revisit the character:

The whole idea of the film is that we repeat the same mission over and over, so the idea of doing a sequel is actually thematically built into the very narrative structure of the film. If you know what I mean.

Will Emily Blunt be returning? 

Oh God no. She’s awful.

Is this the beginning of a new franchise?

Absolutely. We have more ideas that we’re kicking it around. And we even have titles, but as yet no scripts. I mean what we’ll probably do is just photocopy the first script and then pencil in things like ‘More Explosions’ and ‘Bigger and Better’ over the action sequences.

The Thin Bit Before the Day After Next will be released in 2016, The Middle of Next Week in 2017 and Tuesday in 2018.