EDGE OF TOMORROW 2: SCRIPT LEAK

HOLLYWOOD – Edge of Tomorrow 2 is one of the most eagerly awaited sequels of recent history and here the Studio Exec can EXCLUSIVELY reveal the leaked shooting script.


INT. BEDROOM – DAY
TOM CRUISE wakes up suddenly. Sonny and Cher play ‘I Got You Babe’ on the radio.

INT. KITCHEN – DAY
Tom Cruise eats breakfast.

EXT. STREET – DAY
Cruise walks across the street. BILL MURRAY calls to him from across the way.

MURRAY

I don’t believe it. Tom, Tom Cruise? Remember me?

CRUISE

I… uh…

MURRAY

Murray, Bill Murray! Hey I need to talk to you.

CRUISE

I can’t I’m gonna be late for my…

MURRAY

Train. I know. Okay catch you later.

Cruise steps off the kerb and into a puddle.

INT. TRAIN – DAY

Cruise is reading the newspaper. JAKE GYLLENHAAL sits opposite him.

JAKE

Did they send you?

CRUISE

Did who send me?

JAKE

There’s a bomb. On the train.

CRUISE

What?

PASSENGER

Is that Ryan Reynolds?

Explosion RIPS through the train carriage.

INT. BEDROOM – DAY
TOM CRUISE wakes up suddenly. Sonny and Cher play ‘I Got You Babe’ on the radio.

FIN


  

EDGE OF TOMORROW SEQUEL GETS TITLE

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise Science Fiction thriller Edge of Tomorrow is not quite out yet, but already the sequel is being developed and a title has been confirmed: The Thin Bit Before the Day After Next.

Everyone’s favorite Thetan said that he was delighted to revisit the character:

The whole idea of the film is that we repeat the same mission over and over, so the idea of doing a sequel is actually thematically built into the very narrative structure of the film. If you know what I mean.

Will Emily Blunt be returning? 

Oh God no. She’s awful.

Is this the beginning of a new franchise?

Absolutely. We have more ideas that we’re kicking it around. And we even have titles, but as yet no scripts. I mean what we’ll probably do is just photocopy the first script and then pencil in things like ‘More Explosions’ and ‘Bigger and Better’ over the action sequences.

The Thin Bit Before the Day After Next will be released in 2016, The Middle of Next Week in 2017 and Tuesday in 2018.