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STUDIO USES TIME MACHINE FOR 2013 RELEASES

Studio Exec learned today that the heads of the major studios have been toying with forces more powerful than any man control, namely time...

STAR WARS STANDALONE: YOUNG YODA

HOLLYWOOD – The first news has come out concerning the new standalone Star Wars movie, Yoda: High School Years. Kermit has already...

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DISNEY CONFIRM ‘BY 2017 EVERY FILM WILL EITHER BE STAR WARS OR SUPERHERO’

CALIFORNIA – Disney CEO Bob Iger today confirmed that by the year 2017 all films released in North America will ‘either be Star...

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CHEWBACCA RULES HIMSELF OUT OF STAR WARS 7

HOLLYWOOD – In alarming news for Star Wars fans everywhere, Chewbacca – the large walking carpet as he prefers to be known...

WRECK-IT RALPH: REVIEW

Lilo and Ralph Think Toy Story meets Tron. For the first time ever in animated films, Wreck-It Ralph tells the story of one of the...

ALEC GUINNESS’ GHOST HAUNTS GEORGE LUCAS

SAN FRANSCICO – An emotional George Lucas admitted today the real reason for selling the Star Wars franchise to Disney:...

STUDIO FILM SEQUEL MORATORIUM ANNOUNCED

HOLLYWOOD- In an astonishing move, the major studios have issued a joint statement announcing a moratorium on sequels for the whole of...

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BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES 7: GEORGE LUCAS

Caviare, lobster, champagne, more caviare, more champagne and gold flaked crackers I drive up to the Skywalker Ranch and George Lucas...

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JULIA ROBERTS SELLS HER SMILE TO THE CHINESE

BEIJING – Following George Lucas’ sale of the Star Wars franchise to Disney, Julia Roberts announced today that the...

STAR WARS EPISODE 7 PLOT REVEALED!

Earlier today social media platforms exploded with the news that Disney has bought Lucas Film and plans to make Star Wars Episode 7 in...

PIXAR BUY RIGHTS TO TOXIC AVENGER

SAN FRANCISCO – Animation studio Pixar have secured the rights to the 1984 Troma movie The Toxic Avenger, along with possible sequel...