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CHUCK NORRIS ARRESTED
TEXAS – Hollywood is in shock with the news that the FBI have arrested Chuck Norris. Reports are coming in to the Studio Exec...
CHUCK NORRIS TO REMAKE DEAD POETS SOCIETY
HOLLYWOOD – Chuck Norris is to remake Dead Poets Society in the first movie to come out of the NRA Films Studio. Action star Chuck...
SIR EDWIN FLUFFER REMEMBERS BRUCE LEE
HOLLYWOOD- Sir Edwin Fluffer once again delves into his personal memoirs – soon to be published as ‘Not THAT Kind of Fluffer!!!’ –...
GARY SINISE PULLED OUT OF IRAQ
BAGHDAD – Gary Sinise has finally been pulled out of Iraq, over two years after the last US troops left. Mr. Sinise was in Iraq...
CHUCK NORRIS DEPLOYED TO GUAM
Location of Chuck GUAM – Early this morning Chuck Norris was dispatched to Guam, in the North West Pacific Ocean, and will be...
POLL RESULTS: WHO SHOULD PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY IN THE 50 SHADES OF GREY MOVIE?
Ageing martial artists and ‘so crap its good’ postmodern ironic like icon, Chuck Norris would according to our esteemed...
NRA DEMAND REMAKE OF KINDERGARTEN COP
Wayne La Pierre DALLAS – The National Rifle Association today issued a call for the 1990 Ivan Reitman ‘comedy’...
NRA ‘A CHUCK NORRIS FOR EVERY SCHOOL’
La Pierre opens mouth DALLAS – Today the National Rifle Association vice president Wayne La Pierre called for...
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