I also think the world wants to know what the hell became of Eric Bana. For a while there, everyone thought he’d be the next big thing but he’s pissed it all away on crappy Rom-Coms and crappier thrillers. I saw him last week and my first words to him were “Have you gone retarded mate?” but he blamed it all on his agent. I said ” Well strewth Bana. I know she has a hot arse but I think it’s time you fired the useless bitch”. It wasn’t until he started crying that I remembered his wife was his agent.
Well this one is basically Crocodile Dundee. It’s practically the same storyline but with a remarkable increase in violence. We’re calling it Chopper Takes Manhattan and there’s a great tribute to King Kong at the climax when Chops climbs the Empire State Building and fends off the entire American Air force. If that does well; and there’s no bloody reason why it wouldn’t, then we’ll follow it up with Chopper in Love,Chopper goes Camping, Chopper Vs Frankenstein and The Unbearable Lightness of Being Chopper.